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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

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Comment by Patricia on November 16, 2014 at 3:28pm

Comment by Pat on November 16, 2014 at 1:46pm

@Bertold. ...the NSA actually is watching. You got that right!!

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on November 16, 2014 at 1:19pm

By about sixth grade I just started having a hard time buying that the big guy up there had nothing better to do than watch and listen to my every move and secret thought. Now I'm a believer again because the NSA actually is watching.

Comment by Joseph P on November 15, 2014 at 3:47pm

I was an almost perfect confluence of influences, in my childhood, Spud.  I was by far the closest child to my father, so I picked up a lot of his interests, when I was a child of even 5 or 6.

Those include a love of stage magic.  The first time I saw the sawing a woman in half trick on a magic special, when I was probably 4 or 5, it freaked me the fuck out.  That grew into fascination, as I grew older, probably in somewhat the same way that some people are into horror movies.  That and a few other tricks put me into a very early mindset of wanting to figure out how things work.  Christian theology is very poor at giving sensible answers for how things actually work, in its religious claims.

My father was also seriously into Greek/Roman and Norse mythology, to which I was exposed around the time of kindergarten, as well.  Having those myths to compare the Christian myths to helped a lot.

Then, a huge set of natural science books from Time/Life, National Geographic, and Golden Books was purchased for my older brother.  I learned to read off of the things, prior to kindergarten, even.  You can imagine how that would have an impact.

Basically, my parents were religious, weekly-mass Catholics, but they weren't fundamentalist nuts.  Quite the opposite.  I suspect that my father might not have been a believer and was just stuck with it for social reasons, including my mother.  Sucks that he died when I was 21, before I was ready to have a serious discussion on the subject.

Thanks to all of those early influences, though, I was a natural skeptic, even in kindergarten.

Comment by Patricia on November 15, 2014 at 2:07pm

I was the only moron kid in my school & neighborhood. I was being told one thing, & seeing another, & they weren't matching up. I was never happy with the answers to my questions, then got told I asked too many.

Dear ol' daddy was not a mormon until he was baptized when I was 16, the year before I told them I didn't want to go to church anymore. The deal was.....he'd go to church with mummy dear, if she'd go to hockey games with him.

I was ''farmed'' out to neighbors when mummy dear was hospitalized so many times, & ol' daddy wasn't going to be stuck babysitting me. He was the family child.

I of course had to go to other churches with the neighbors so got exposed to several, none of which were the same. My doubts began almost as soon as I began reading, & when my questions weren't being answered satisfactorily, & ran to books. The rest is history.

Comment by Idaho Spud on November 15, 2014 at 10:52am

I'm amazed at how soon some of you realized it was all BS.

Comment by Joseph P on November 14, 2014 at 5:46pm
Except I only waited 50 years.

I realized an answer wasn't coming, after about 10 or 12.

Comment by Terry Groff on November 14, 2014 at 4:05pm

Jesus is great!

My yard has never looked better.

Comment by Patricia on November 14, 2014 at 3:54pm

Defiant, but quiet, little twit that I was in church, during a prayer I opened my eyes, unfolded my arms, & raised my head up when I was around 9 or 10, & almost got the giggles over how ridiculous people looked with their arms folded, head bowed, & eyes closed. I never did it again & never got caught because of course everyone had their eyes closed.

Around that same time, I also began deliberately saying thank you for the ''fool'' instead of ''food'' at the before meals prayer. Nobody noticed that either, which of course led me to believe the parents weren't listening to anything I said.

Comment by Terry Groff on November 14, 2014 at 3:43pm

Well god must be more than 62 light-years then.


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