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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Andrew Hall on January 26, 2012 at 2:22pm
Comment by Sandi on January 26, 2012 at 6:38am

Comment by sk8eycat on January 26, 2012 at 12:06am

PS: EWWW.  typos-typos-typos!  Sorry.

Comment by sk8eycat on January 26, 2012 at 12:05am

Thank you. ;>)

I also wrote a parody of "The Oldest established..." froom "Guys and Dolls," and I can't find it now.  The whole point of the song was that the xian church is:

"The Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game in the World!"

I thought I'd saved it o my hard drive, but I goofed and saved the original lyrics instead.  D'OH!

Comment by sk8eycat on January 25, 2012 at 10:39pm

Jonny, I can't sing a note, but I love reading, and occasiohally writing,  song parodies.  Haven't done any in a long time, but one of my faves is "The Butt-Scootin' Hound" to the tune of "The Old Rugged Cross."

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1424.shtml

This one is only so-so...I just always hated "In the Garden,"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditionalhymn16.shtml

I always visualized a frumpy old maid in support hose and orthopedic oxfords, fantasizing about holding hands with Jeebuss.  (Gack!...how often did they bathe in those days...when they weren't baptizing people?)

Comment by sk8eycat on January 25, 2012 at 9:10pm

@Pat: *Applause! Applause!*

(Where did you find that? Don Addis died a couple of years ago... dammit!  I love his work, and the little "fly on the wall" that he always included.)

Comment by Pat on January 25, 2012 at 9:05pm

Comment by sk8eycat on January 25, 2012 at 12:41pm


'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that, but you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
Comment by Sandi on January 25, 2012 at 6:31am

Comment by Sandi on January 24, 2012 at 6:28am

 

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