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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by sk8eycat on January 26, 2012 at 12:05am

Thank you. ;>)

I also wrote a parody of "The Oldest established..." froom "Guys and Dolls," and I can't find it now.  The whole point of the song was that the xian church is:

"The Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game in the World!"

I thought I'd saved it o my hard drive, but I goofed and saved the original lyrics instead.  D'OH!

Comment by sk8eycat on January 25, 2012 at 10:39pm

Jonny, I can't sing a note, but I love reading, and occasiohally writing,  song parodies.  Haven't done any in a long time, but one of my faves is "The Butt-Scootin' Hound" to the tune of "The Old Rugged Cross."

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1424.shtml

This one is only so-so...I just always hated "In the Garden,"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditionalhymn16.shtml

I always visualized a frumpy old maid in support hose and orthopedic oxfords, fantasizing about holding hands with Jeebuss.  (Gack!...how often did they bathe in those days...when they weren't baptizing people?)

Comment by sk8eycat on January 25, 2012 at 9:10pm

@Pat: *Applause! Applause!*

(Where did you find that? Don Addis died a couple of years ago... dammit!  I love his work, and the little "fly on the wall" that he always included.)

Comment by Pat on January 25, 2012 at 9:05pm

Comment by sk8eycat on January 25, 2012 at 12:41pm


'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that, but you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
Comment by Sandi on January 25, 2012 at 6:31am

Comment by Sandi on January 24, 2012 at 6:28am

Comment by sk8eycat on January 23, 2012 at 3:15pm

BJU is accredited now.  From Wikipedia:

By the early 2000s, however, the university quietly reexamined its position on accreditation as degree mills proliferated and various government bureaucracies, such as law enforcement agencies, began excluding BJU graduates on the grounds that the university did not appear on appropriate federal lists.[41] In 2004, the university began the process of joining the Transnational Association of Christian Colleges and Schools. Candidate status—effectively, accreditation—was obtained in April 2005, and full membership in the Association was conferred in November 2006.[42] In December 2011, BJU announced its intention to apply for regional accreditation with the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools (SACS).

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Back in the late 1950s even at the church I went to then, we joked about Bob Jones U.  We said you could get expelled if you tore a hole in the knee of your bathing suit.

Comment by sk8eycat on January 23, 2012 at 12:27pm

mmmm...even 1950s public school textbooks didn't have color photos in them, so I doubt xian schools whold have spent the money for such luxuries.  And the creationists weren't pushing so hard back then, either.  If anyone had said "creation science" in public in those days, they would have been laughed out of the room.

Comment by sk8eycat on January 23, 2012 at 12:19pm

@Joseph: I dunno, but he insisted...said his mother did it, so wife should.  And she (still in the prison of xianity at that time) "obeyed"!

 

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