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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Patricia on February 20, 2015 at 1:27pm

A Wiccan, a Christian, and an atheist are walking casually down a street, talking amongst themselves in a friendly manner when they spot a tornado headed straight for them.

 

The Wiccan outstretches her arms to the sky and says frantically, "O Lord and Lady!"

 

The Christian falls hard to his knees, "O Jesus help me, Jesus be with me!"

 

The atheist turns and grabs ahold of the nearest tree, and says, "Oh nooooooo!"

Comment by Patricia on February 18, 2015 at 3:48pm

Hahaha.....cute, Pat.

Comment by Pat on February 18, 2015 at 3:45pm

I just remembered a joke I heard while visiting Havana, Cuba, some years ago. Where, I might add, provisions for the general populace were not that bountiful nor plentiful.

Q: What do a steak and Jesus Christ have in common?
A: Everyone talks about them but no one has ever seen them.

Comment by Patricia on February 18, 2015 at 2:55pm

 Steve Benson for 2/17/2015

Comment by Idaho Spud on February 18, 2015 at 1:53pm

Post Tortoise Politician joke is good enough to keep. : )

Comment by Patricia on February 18, 2015 at 1:36pm

Post Tortoise Politician - Political Jokes

While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.

The old farmer said, "Well, as I see it, most politicians are 'Post Tortoises'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was.

The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise."

The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself,

he doesn't belong up there,

he doesn't know what to do while he's up there,

he's elevated beyond his ability to function,

and you just wonder what kind of idiot put him up there to begin with."

Comment by Patricia on February 18, 2015 at 1:27pm

Hmmmmmmmm............

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on February 18, 2015 at 4:57am

Daily KOS writer Suysan Grigsby conducts study revealing the root cause of profound stupidity - polio vaccine!

Comment by Plinius on February 17, 2015 at 7:16am

What causes arthritis?

I used this joke and some other gems for reading practise in my class of English. Great enthusiasm! Remark of the day: "How come I can understand this in one go?"

Comment by Joseph P on February 13, 2015 at 9:19am

Well, only from the unclean animals, obviously.  The clean animals don't poop, because they're ... you know.

 

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