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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by sk8eycat on January 29, 2012 at 10:04pm
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits, decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found.
Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits.
He successfully raised a number of furry bunnies and, when he went about Paris selling them, a restauranteur asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have a hutch back of Notre Dame."
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Comment by sk8eycat on January 26, 2012 at 6:11pm

Andrew: Ganesha is kinda cute, but I think I'd rather have ganache.  *Chomp!*

Comment by Andrew Hall on January 26, 2012 at 2:22pm
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Comment by sk8eycat on January 26, 2012 at 12:06am

PS: EWWW.  typos-typos-typos!  Sorry.

Comment by sk8eycat on January 26, 2012 at 12:05am

Thank you. ;>)

I also wrote a parody of "The Oldest established..." froom "Guys and Dolls," and I can't find it now.  The whole point of the song was that the xian church is:

"The Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game in the World!"

I thought I'd saved it o my hard drive, but I goofed and saved the original lyrics instead.  D'OH!

Comment by sk8eycat on January 25, 2012 at 10:39pm

Jonny, I can't sing a note, but I love reading, and occasiohally writing,  song parodies.  Haven't done any in a long time, but one of my faves is "The Butt-Scootin' Hound" to the tune of "The Old Rugged Cross."

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1424.shtml

This one is only so-so...I just always hated "In the Garden,"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditionalhymn16.shtml

I always visualized a frumpy old maid in support hose and orthopedic oxfords, fantasizing about holding hands with Jeebuss.  (Gack!...how often did they bathe in those days...when they weren't baptizing people?)

 

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