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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

Fuck the motherfucker!

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Comment by Jim S. on March 2, 2012 at 10:49am

Chris, that's awesome. Good job!

Comment by Chris Dodds on March 2, 2012 at 10:42am

I had an interesting conversation yesterday with a Christian at a gas station.  He came up to me wanting to talk about the Atheism.  I have no idea how he knew I was an Atheist (maybe it's the bumper sticker on my car that says "Proud to be an Atheist").  Here's how the conversation went (I will refer to the man as "A" for "Annoying")"

A: "I'd like to talk to you about Atheism."

Me: "Look man, I'm just here to get gas."

A: "It won't take but a moment of your time.  Now, like most Americans, I'm a Christian.  And I've heard that Atheism is not a religion.  But I think this is wrong, and here's why.  You choose to believe in Atheism, therefore Atheism is a religion."

Me: "So your argument is that whatever you believe is your religion?"

A: "Yes, exactly.  See, I knew you'd get it."

Me: "OK, so by your logic, the belief in the eixtence of Bigfoot and the belief that Budweiser is the best beer ever made are also religions."


At this point, my gas tank finished filling.  I put the nozzle back in the machine, replaced my gas cap, said; "Nice talking to you", got back in my car and drove off.

Comment by Sandi on March 2, 2012 at 6:18am

Dis boy got all da moves ya ya!

Comment by AtheistTech on March 2, 2012 at 2:13am

@ Sandi-They are still confused because they know they are dickheads!

Comment by Sandi on March 1, 2012 at 6:43am

Comment by sk8eycat on February 29, 2012 at 5:29pm

Is today "Ash Wednesday"?  I never understood what that was supposed to signify (except cleaning the trash out of the streets after the Mardi Gras parades) since there's nothing about it in the buybull.

Oh, well.  I'll try not to make an ash of myself.

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Comment by Andrew Hall on February 29, 2012 at 3:02pm
Comment by Sandi on February 29, 2012 at 6:30am

Comment by sk8eycat on February 29, 2012 at 1:27am

@Sandi LOL at "Family Values Pack"

The following is more profound than funny...IMO:

Comment by Pat on February 28, 2012 at 7:15pm

9 out of 10 pederast priests recommend Family Values Pack. Now, in handy Cathedral cartons. For those times when you have more altar boys than you can shake your stick at!


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