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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Comment by Daniel W on December 3, 2014 at 8:58pm
I thought they were all ducks too. Maybe I need a vision check!

Great story Patricia! I thought it was going to lead to "Holy shit!" because of eating communion wafers....
Comment by Patricia on December 3, 2014 at 8:54pm

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students
might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas
season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that
the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he
asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's
in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on
the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on November 25, 2014 at 3:03pm

I thought the cartoon was a clever use of ambiguity.

Comment by Idaho Spud on November 25, 2014 at 1:35pm

Thanks FA.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on November 25, 2014 at 1:27pm

Spud, here you go.  A little clarification. 

Wikipedia: Rabbit/Duck illusion

Comment by Idaho Spud on November 25, 2014 at 1:01pm

I like the idea Bertold, but am I missing something?  Don't both armies have duck banners?  Shouldn't the far army have rabbit banners?

Comment by Patricia on November 24, 2014 at 3:27pm

And packaging doesn't change the stench either.

Comment by Joseph P on November 24, 2014 at 3:00pm

That's ... really insightful, actually.  Nice.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on November 24, 2014 at 1:34pm

That's a good one, Bertold.  That's pretty much how it is.  It's all the same bullshit no matter how it's packaged.  lol

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on November 24, 2014 at 12:48pm


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