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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Chris Dodds on March 2, 2012 at 3:35pm

Joseph, what do scientism and naturalism have to do with my story?  It's a story about some guy who tried to prove to me that Atheism was a religion and failed.

And if you actually read my story, you'd read that it was my "Proud to be an Atheist" bumper sticker that told him I was an Atheist, not God.  If you think there's even a chance that God told the guy I was an Atheist, I think you might be on the wrong site.

Comment by Joseph P on March 2, 2012 at 1:21pm

Chris, I think you're being very dismissive.

Just because your scientism and dogmatic naturalism tell you there's a simple cause and effect doesn't mean that God didn't tell him you're an atheist.

Comment by Patricia on March 2, 2012 at 1:13pm

Thanks Chris, then I guess my religion is wine & pizzas!!! Hahahaha!!!!

Comment by Patricia on March 2, 2012 at 1:12pm

Comment by Doc on March 2, 2012 at 12:19pm

Excellent, Chris!  Give me an idea, too:  I want a bumper sticker that says "Former Atheist" in large letters and "Evangelical Atheist, Now" in somewhat smaller letters beneath.  Then, let them come up "just to talk for a minute..."

Comment by Chris Dodds on March 2, 2012 at 11:03am

@Jim S and Greg LeGore.  Thanks, you guys can use that same argument if you ever find yourselves in a similar debate.  Especially if it's on Fox News or another national television or radio show hosted by an bigoted idiot.

Comment by Elveera on March 2, 2012 at 11:02am
Brilliant! :)
Comment by Jim S. on March 2, 2012 at 10:49am

Chris, that's awesome. Good job!

Comment by Chris Dodds on March 2, 2012 at 10:42am

I had an interesting conversation yesterday with a Christian at a gas station.  He came up to me wanting to talk about the Atheism.  I have no idea how he knew I was an Atheist (maybe it's the bumper sticker on my car that says "Proud to be an Atheist").  Here's how the conversation went (I will refer to the man as "A" for "Annoying")"

A: "I'd like to talk to you about Atheism."

Me: "Look man, I'm just here to get gas."

A: "It won't take but a moment of your time.  Now, like most Americans, I'm a Christian.  And I've heard that Atheism is not a religion.  But I think this is wrong, and here's why.  You choose to believe in Atheism, therefore Atheism is a religion."

Me: "So your argument is that whatever you believe is your religion?"

A: "Yes, exactly.  See, I knew you'd get it."

Me: "OK, so by your logic, the belief in the eixtence of Bigfoot and the belief that Budweiser is the best beer ever made are also religions."

A:...

At this point, my gas tank finished filling.  I put the nozzle back in the machine, replaced my gas cap, said; "Nice talking to you", got back in my car and drove off.

Comment by Sandi on March 2, 2012 at 6:18am

Dis boy got all da moves ya ya!

 

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