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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Sandi on June 4, 2012 at 6:11am

Comment by sk8eycat on June 3, 2012 at 11:17am

Wish I'd found this photo before last Friday so I could have sent this poster around on time.

http://cheezburger.com/6293076480

JUNE 1ST IS HUG AN ATHEIST DAY

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Comment by David Sensei on May 31, 2012 at 8:04pm

@sk8eycat/Meddlesome - yeah, I'm not surprised, it smacked a little of urban legend. I hope my nit-picking was clear, probably not. A 'disinterested' husband would be an ideal shopping companion (except you might get the impartial truth about that new dress). I'm uninterested in the koran, but definitely not disinterested. (Sorry, I'm not 'sensei' for nothing.)

I like the jokes, folks, keep 'em coming.

I've been visiting a few Japanese shrines recently. Do you know why people clap their hands together twice before making their prayer request to the Shinto spirits? The first one is to wake them up. Slackers! You can also ring a bell to do the job too. It's kinda sad to see all the schoolkids doing it. Most of them don't take it very seriously though, it's just 'lip-service'. Some of the temles are very very rich, and they don't pay taxes.

Comment by Pat on May 31, 2012 at 5:47pm

Two evangelical pentacostal types are getting in their truck ready to go to the tambourine banging, arm waving, babbling Sunday morning cosmic zombie fest. Cletus looks at Mae Bell and says, "Mae Bell, I think my left turn signal ain't workin'. Lemme turn it on and you stand in front of the truck and check it out."

Mae Bell gets out and stands in front of the truck. Cletus says, "I've got it on. Is it workin'?"

Mae Bell says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No...."

Comment by sk8eycat on May 31, 2012 at 4:10pm

@ Meddlesome and David Sensei - That's an oldie; it's been circulating the net in different versions for years, usually attributed to a WalMart store manager.

It's funny to me because I detest WalMart, and enjoy imagining the pandemonium generated by the alarm clock trick.

Comment by Tor Hershman on May 31, 2012 at 12:37pm
Two YouTube videos EVERY Atheist, with a sense of humor, should watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-C02_WfrFA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLGJXo8gshg
Comment by David Sensei on May 31, 2012 at 8:10am

Hardly disinterested, and not even uninterested, but funny if you're not there. And not the least athiest I've seen. Yours pedantically ...

 

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