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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Pat on December 10, 2014 at 5:24pm

Felaine, I'm stealing the Puerto Rican baseball player routine. That is fantastic!!

Comment by Grinning Cat on December 10, 2014 at 5:17pm

Good stuff here, especially "God's [increasingly ineffectual] plan", "Stephen Hawking denies God", "The Bible will change your life!", and Atheism's One Commandment... thanks!

An appropriate followup to the cartoon Bertold shared, of a boy trying to use "intelligent design" in math class:

S.Harris cartoon, two men at a blackboard with mathematical formulas, "THEN A MIRACLE OCCURS", and more math. One of the men points to the 'miracle' step, telling his colleague, "I think you should be more explicit here in step two."

Comment by Patricia on December 10, 2014 at 3:37pm

God's plan:

1. Create everything.
2. Flood everything.
3. Sacrifice son.
4. Hide.
5. Vague, ambiguous miracles.
6. Toast based apparitions.

Comment by sk8eycat on December 10, 2014 at 1:47pm

Joseph, my sister is a JeeHoover's Witless; I'll ship her to you if you want me to. 

Actually, she rarely goes out ringing doorbells and boring people, but she is obsessed with the Old Testicle "thou shalt nots" in the buybull....  She also has Asperger's syndrome.  When we were kids it had not even been heard of, much less treated.

Comment by Idaho Spud on December 10, 2014 at 12:48pm

Hey, Joseph P, now you mention it, I realized that I was just going through the motions when I was a moron missionary.

Comment by Joseph P on December 10, 2014 at 12:32pm

I wish I'd get more of the doorbell ringers ... well, not Mormons, but the ones who really mean it.  The Moron Mormon boys are always clearly just going through the motions.  The Jehovah's Witness ladies are always so much fun to mess with, though.  It's always clear that they've never thought any of this stuff through ... how scapegoating is bad, but when Jesus does it ...

"Hey, wait, doesn't your Bible explicitly tell you to do scapegoating?  In fact, isn't that where the term came from?  I think I have the verse somewhere around here.

"How do you feel about animal sacrifice?  I have no reason to think any of this stuff actually happened, but even if I did, this stuff is disgusting and immoral."

Comment by Idaho Spud on December 10, 2014 at 11:05am

Good one Felaine.

Comment by sk8eycat on December 10, 2014 at 11:01am

Every once in a while I zing doorbell ringing pests with, "Wasn't he a Puerto Rican baseball player with the Oakland As?"

Comment by Joseph P on December 10, 2014 at 8:24am
But they do often name their boys "Joshua."  Means the same thing, but they're probably too ignorant to know that.

Well yeah, but the intent is the key point there.  When Latino parents name their kids Jesus, they mean it as a Christ-reference.  We have to go off of the common, English translation of the name.

Comment by Daniel W on December 10, 2014 at 7:57am
Some great jokes here. That bible/ daycare one is my favorite!
 

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