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Comment by Max on February 14, 2009 at 11:34pm
The Power of Prayer

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.

The atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.

So one day, deep in prayer, the religious man raised his eyes towards heaven and asked, "Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"

And a great voice was heard from above, "Because he doesn't bother me all the time!"
Comment by Max on February 14, 2009 at 11:33pm
Jesus walks into a hotel...

Jesus walks into a hotel, goes up to the counter. He puts three nails on the counter and says, "I need to be put up for the night."

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The Amish Farmer

An old Amish farmer is walking through his field and notices a guy drinking from his pond.

The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen! (Roughly translated: Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it")

The man shouts back: "I'm Muslim; I don't understand. Please speak English."

The Amish farmer shouts back in reply, "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
Comment by DeafAtheist on February 14, 2009 at 2:01am
The Squirrel Problem

There were five country churches in a small Texas town:

The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church, and the Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels .

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But it seemed that the Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but it is said that they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision. They haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.
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