Atheist Humor

This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

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Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on March 8, 2009 at 12:16pm
Keep your shirt on, Nick. All but one comment were laughing along with you, not at you. The words "serious" and "humor" have more than one meaning. That is to say that I seriously think that I have at least two humerus bones in my body. Come join in the pun with us.
Comment by Max on March 7, 2009 at 6:43pm
Check out our christians friend Edward
Comment by jc morrison on March 7, 2009 at 6:30pm
why would atheists be any less humorous than anyone else. come on people, have you already forgotten your medieval anatomy class?!?

black bile, yellow bile, phlegm, and blood. . .
Comment by Max on March 7, 2009 at 6:18pm
OH come on Nick serious and thoughfull we are but not humorless.
Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on March 7, 2009 at 1:58pm
Nick, I seriously object to the statement that I am humorless.
Comment by Alex Donovan on March 5, 2009 at 9:57am
The following is the first communique from a group
calling itself Unitarian Jihad. It was sent to me at
The Chronicle via an anonymous spam remailer. I have
no idea whether other news organizations have received
this communique, and, if so, why they have not chosen
to print it. Perhaps they fear starting a panic. I
feel strongly that the truth, no matter how alarming,
trivial or disgusting, must always be told. I am
pleased to report that the words below are at least
not disgusting:

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United
States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God,
unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God
subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two
abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted
the possibility of there being no God at all, and his
objection was noted with love by the secretary.

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United
States! Too long has your attention been waylaid by
the bright baubles of extremist thought. Too long have
fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except
Buddhism—14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism
subcommittee) made your head hurt. Too long have you
been buffeted by angry people who think that God talks
to them. You have a right to your moderation! You have
the power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to
explode the SUV of dogmatic expression!

People of the United States, why is everyone yelling
at you??? Whatever happened to ... you know,
everything? Why is the news dominated by nutballs
saying that the Ten Commandments have to be tattooed
inside the eyelids of every American, or that Allah
has told them to kill Americans in order to rid the
world of Satan, or that Yahweh has instructed them to
go live wherever they feel like, or that Shiva thinks
bombing mosques is a great idea? Sister Immaculate
Dagger of Peace notes for the record that we mean no
disrespect to Jews, Muslims, Christians or Hindus.
Referred back to the committee of the whole for
further discussion.

We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not
been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do
not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or
whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity
notes for the record that he does not have a moral
code but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted
Leader Garrote of Forgiveness stipulates that Brother
Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good person, and this is
to be reflected in the minutes.

We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: “Sincerity
is not enough.” We have heard from enough sincere
people to last a lifetime already. Just because you
believe it’s true doesn’t make it true. Just because
your motives are pure doesn’t mean you are not doing
harm. Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home,
or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball.
Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in
the sense that the world is out to get everyone.
Comment by Deinotherium on February 28, 2009 at 6:48pm
You're quite welcome!
Comment by Wanda Wilson on February 28, 2009 at 12:11pm
Thanks MarK! Gonna use that one! :)
Comment by Bruno Rufino on February 27, 2009 at 8:11pm
Nem 5 minutos e já estou fazendo humor!
Eu estou sendo engraçado ou apenas idiota?( Pode mentir para não me magoar)
Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on February 27, 2009 at 8:08pm
Essa gente sabe contar uma piada do caralho!
[These people know a joke from the cock!]

Bruno, isso significa que você gosta todas as piadas, algumas das piadas ou nenhuma das piadas?
[Bruno, does this mean that you like all of the jokes, some of the jokes or none of the jokes?]

Ai que vergonha!
Pensei que niguém ia entender o que eu escrevi!
Desculpa pelos termos!
[Oh what a shame!
I thought that nobody would understand what I wrote!
Sorry for the terms!]

Pois bem, a piada é sobre você!
[Well then, the joke is on you!]

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