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Comment by Jaume on July 5, 2009 at 7:37am
An atheist dies in a plane crash on the French-Swiss border. He ascends to Heaven and meet St. Peter:
- Considering your religious views, or lack thereof, I'm afraid you're not welcome here. But as you died on the border, you'll have to choose between French Hell and Swiss Hell.
- Well, I don't know either. Is there any difference?
- Yes. In the Swiss Hell they put you in a big cauldron full of water and brimstone, little ugly gnomes stack wood beneath the cauldron, lit it, stir up the flames, and let you boil all day long.
- And what about the French Hell?
- In the French Hell they put you in a big cauldron full of water and brimstone, little ugly gnomes stack wood beneath the cauldron, lit it, stir up the flames, and let you boil all day long.
- Huh, I don't see any difference...
- My advice is you choose the French Hell.
- Why?
- In the French Hell the gnomes are on strike every other day.
Comment by Charles Hollingshead on July 1, 2009 at 11:07am
Has this been posted yet?
Comment by Robert Tobin on June 26, 2009 at 11:48pm
An Agnostic died and found himself at the pearly gates.
"Jesus Christ, it's is all true after all"
A bearded man at the gate said: "I'm only St. Peter, not Jesus, come in and make yourself at home. I'll show you around"
St. Peter said: "Now this is where the Anglicans are, and over there are the Presbyterians and the Methodist there, and there are the Baptists. See we have the Hindus and Buddhists, all here happy as Larry"

The man noticed a huge wall.
"What's over that wall?"
"That's where we put the Roman Catholics.. They think they are the only ones in Heaven".
Comment by Robert Tobin on June 26, 2009 at 11:37pm
The Chief Rabbi from Jerusalem was an honoured guest of theh Pope at the Vatican. His Holiness was giving him the Grand Tour. After it was over the Rabbi said:
"All this splendor, and it vas started by Jesus?"
"Ja", said the Pope
"And Jesus vas Jewish?"
"Ja" said the Pope
"So" exclaimed the Rabbi "How come the Jewish people lost such a good business!"
Comment by Little Name Atheist on June 23, 2009 at 11:16pm
Unless Mary was doing the naughty thing with a Scandinavian.

What, they were making lutefisk from cod rather than haddock?!
Comment by B-Girl on June 19, 2009 at 11:00pm
But Gerard, they would just tell you that because jesus is the son of god, that he is how looked, since they think that god is a white dude with a long, white beard. They like to delude themselves.
Comment by Gerard McDonald on June 19, 2009 at 9:19pm
Tell them Jesus most likely looked like Yasser Arafat. He came from the same neck of the woods and couldn't have looked anything like the depictions we see of him. Unless Mary was doing the naughty thing with a Scandinavian.
Comment by IAmTheBlog on June 19, 2009 at 4:22pm
Thanks for posting Meaty Tales, Claudia! I thought at first it was a joke, but I see Gary DeMar actually did this. I assume he's trying to be funny, but he just comes off as ridiculous (no, Mr. DeMar, we're not laughing WITH you, but AT you!).

Gerard, I also like the stickers. The sad thing is for some of them, I bet there are believers out there who wouldn't get the joke or who would unknowingly agree (I totally agree! I wish Satan would stop planting those fossils and leave us God-believing folks alone!)
Comment by Joshua on June 18, 2009 at 11:13pm
I love the textbook stickers, and yes Aiden, that was awesome... I truly wish I had many more classes left, because I would actually apply these to the textbooks before I resold them to my university bookstore...
Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on June 18, 2009 at 7:19pm
I've gotta use these somewhere. I have sent links to my immediate family members. I am almost sorry that we don't live in Kansas.
 

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