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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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BBC Black books comeday recommendation

Started by Christopher Cosgrove. Last reply by rockytij Sep 19. 1 Reply

Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

Started by Richard Cahill. Last reply by The Devian Sep 18. 3 Replies

Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

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Comment by Aiden on July 21, 2009 at 1:08pm

Dallas Gaytheist just posted this over in Atheist News, and I thought it was too funny not to share it here.
Comment by Robert Tobin on July 19, 2009 at 8:41am
I replied to the post "Nurse shot ex-husband in Groin" with:
That would have been the DSO(dick shot off).

Then I remembered in "Yes Minister" when the Minister had to rubber stamp the names put foward for the Queens BATHday awards.

Bernard gave the meanings of some of the titles.

CMG = Call Me God
KCMG = Kindly Call Me God
GCMG God Calls Me God.
Comment by Robert Tobin on July 19, 2009 at 12:18am
WHat is the Pope's Phone Mumber"?

0 4 1 0
Comment by Howard High on July 18, 2009 at 11:12pm
Four Great Religious Truths

During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four basic religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Southern Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
Comment by Ivy on July 18, 2009 at 10:53pm

Comment by Trance Gemini on July 13, 2009 at 6:28am

Comment by John LeMaitre on July 13, 2009 at 1:46am
Not a joke or anything, but I was proud of my 5-year-old daughter the other day when we went to the store and she mentioned to the cashier that our cat had died. The very Georgian lady said the best thing to do was to pray her hardest for our little kitty's soul... My little girl looked at her blankly and said, "Ma'am? I didn't understand a thing you said." Really flustered the woman!
Comment by Robert Tobin on July 12, 2009 at 6:12am
How does a priest make Holy Water?

He boils HELL out of it.
Comment by Robert Tobin on July 11, 2009 at 6:49am
Muslim terroist school.
Instructor with explosives taped to his body.
"Class, I'm only going to demonstrated this once"

Comment by Jim C. on July 10, 2009 at 3:09pm


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