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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Patricia on Sunday

Annual Physical
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70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.

Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"

George replied, "God and me are very close. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great, but I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

Comment by sk8eycat on Sunday

I am having problems with Daily Kos; I get the recommended headlines in my email, but no matter what I click on, I get a blank page.  

Do I need to restore my Firefocks browser to "Default" status....again?  I've rebooted 3 times since this started.....it's driving me crazier.

Comment by Patricia on Saturday

Simple huh? Hahaha.

Comment by Grinning Cat on Saturday

From Daily Kos:

Cartoon: Stuff Jesus Said

'My followers, when a child comes to your land seeking shelter... you must extend your hand... to block their path while chanting "USA!" / and carry many a misspelled sign. / Go forth and create corporations! / They shall NOT cover birth control, but boner pills are A-okay. / Is someone writing this down? / Basic Christianity, people!'(click to enlarge)

Comment by Patricia on May 18, 2015 at 4:43pm

Yeah, it's not like they could look up the high school year book & age enhance the images!

Comment by sk8eycat on May 18, 2015 at 4:37pm

I've always wondered how anyone could think any images they see are those of people who never existed, or if they did, looked like someone who came from a culture that forbade any likeness of anything to be drawn, painted, sculpted.

Maybe Jeebus (if there was one) looked like Alfred E. Neuman

Comment by Pat on May 18, 2015 at 3:31pm

Actually, I think the face on the toast actually resembles Marlene Dietrich. Which, the truth be known, I'd have been ecstatic to have dated either her or Jane Russel. The lying little minx who got knocked up before her wedding? Mmmmm, not so much.

Comment by Patricia on May 18, 2015 at 1:29pm

Well Jane Russell was a reality.

Comment by Idaho Spud on May 18, 2015 at 1:11pm

Dr. Dennett ask if this face on toast resembled this woman more than the "virgin mary".

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 18, 2015 at 12:12pm

Great one! (How the people who ridicule evolution profess to believe in obvious (from the outside) fairytales.... Related: "Understanding delusion" in Why Won't God Heal Amputees?)

Another cheezburger:

IF HELL DOES EXIST, THERE ARE SO MANY BRILLIANT SCIENTISTS IN THERE, IT'S PROBABLY AIR-CONDITIONED BY NOW

 

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