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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Fuck the motherfucker!

Started by R.Vasanthan. Last reply by Loren Miller yesterday. 5 Replies

Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Napoleon Bonaparte Nov 25, 2013. 5 Replies

CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

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Comment by David Sensei on August 31, 2010 at 10:52am

Comment by David Sensei on August 31, 2010 at 10:24am
Very simple and powerful message, Jason - wish I'd said that. I like to modify it to 'People with guns/gods kill more people', 'cos in fact people without guns/gods kill people too.

Re. surrogate-mothers discussion, I'm not sure of the exact medical definition either, but would imagine it refers to any mother who allows her body to be used for the gestation, no matter how the baby got there. That would mean Mary qualifies. I wonder if she contributed her own egg or whether God supplied one of his own - pretty well relinquishing his claim to be male in the process, androgynous at best.

Then again, as there seems to be no sperm involved to fertilise it, just a shaft of light ... oh fuck it, I'm no gynecologist.

It's kinda tantalizing to imagine all those thousands of little also-ran baby Jesuses that didn't win the race of life, their doomed little holy tails flagellating desperately in the mire of the Madonna's cervix, to be ignominiously douched out at the break of day. As every sperm is sacred, no doubt they're flagellating desperately around the viscous mire of heaven right now. Ah, the visions of sweet blasphemy.
Comment by Joseph P on August 31, 2010 at 8:04am
@NoSacredCow
Aren't surrogate mothers specifically carrying a baby that wasn't formed from her egg? Or is it also considered a surrogacy if it's her own baby, and they just used the father's sperm ... and she's having it for the couple who wants a baby? Essentially for a mother who's sterile, I guess?
Comment by Joseph P on August 30, 2010 at 10:42am
My Mormons aren't as creepy, at least. I always get the sense that they don't want to be out there any more than we want them to be out there. They're just going through the motions, because their parents make them.
Comment by Eric on August 30, 2010 at 10:35am
So much for bullet proof underwear
Comment by Eric on August 30, 2010 at 10:33am
Comment by Joseph P on August 30, 2010 at 9:38am
@Mike
Yeah, it's always a pair of guys canvasing my neighborhood. Why can't we ever get a pair of cute girls? It would certainly be more effective for getting people to pay attention.
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on August 30, 2010 at 8:51am
@AKICKTOTHEEYE: 10-reasons-to-believe-in-god was good but the commentators are not very bright, isn't it?
Comment by David Sensei on August 30, 2010 at 4:51am

Comment by Eric on August 30, 2010 at 2:03am

 

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