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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by kevin on May 13, 2010 at 9:44am
found here

On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked that. Let me go and find out,' and he leaves.
The couple sit and wait, and wait. Two months pass and the couple is still waiting. As they wait, they discuss that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered. 'Are we stuck together forever?'
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' says the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Can we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
'What's wrong?' ask the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?'
Comment by Glenn Sogge on May 13, 2010 at 9:41am
@Jason -- that would be "Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department", right?
Comment by Mr. Apostate on May 13, 2010 at 7:17am

Comment by Christopher on May 13, 2010 at 6:01am

Comment by kevin on May 12, 2010 at 2:22pm

Comment by Mr. Apostate on May 12, 2010 at 11:14am
Not religious - but definitely paranormal.

Comment by Mr. Apostate on May 12, 2010 at 7:40am

Comment by Christopher on May 11, 2010 at 8:07am
Donna,
To steal from an old Bill Cosby standup routine, "until I was about ten I thought my name was Jesus Christ, and my brother's name was Damnit. One day I was out playing in the rain and my father yelled out the door 'Damnit, get in here' and I said 'But dad, I'm Jesus Christ.'" lol

Comment by Mr. Apostate on May 11, 2010 at 7:53am

Comment by Kyle Viking on May 10, 2010 at 8:04pm

 

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