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Comment by Susan Stanko on April 3, 2010 at 3:37pm

He is just as cute as I thought he'ld be.

Comment by IAmTheBlog on April 3, 2010 at 2:50pm

I always knew that the Easter Bunny was real; now we have proof, I never bought into that Virgin Mary or Jesus crap.

Comment by Joseph Gray on April 3, 2010 at 11:38am

I am always amused by the notion that it was a "sacrifice" for Jesus to die on the cross. He was the son of God, where else would he go? Jesus is not going to purgatory. And, someone tell me why Jesus got to keep his body. Resurrection? Sounds more like a body snatching!

Comment by Ivy on April 3, 2010 at 11:07am

@Gareth -- I second your statement. The entire Resurrection is probably the result of bureaucratic incompetence. They probably outsourced the crucifixion duties to some clueless peasants and left the taunting to the Roman soldiers.

Comment by IAmTheBlog on April 3, 2010 at 10:20am

A photo of James Madison after realizing he and other founding fathers forgot to establish the United States as a Christian nation in the Constitution??

From my blog post> about government offices closing on Good Friday (i...

Comment by Greg Anthony on April 3, 2010 at 9:43am

@Gareth That is the funniest thing I have ever read. I cannot wait to use it.

Comment by Gareth Edwards on April 3, 2010 at 9:39am

If you ask me, this easter thing is all due to shoddy workmanship. If I'd have nailed the fucker up, he would have stayed dead.

Comment by Ann on April 2, 2010 at 11:05am

Comment by Auntie Christ on April 1, 2010 at 8:54pm

Does it come with holy water so that I can make it immaculate after each use, or fo I have to go to a church and fill up an old aquafina bottle?

Comment by Randy Rose on April 1, 2010 at 2:31pm

Like they say, Mary was only a virgin if you don't include anal. So, using the Virgin Mary as a butt dildo would still qualify one as a virgin, I guess.

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