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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

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Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

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Comment by Louis Davout on August 28, 2009 at 4:50am
What do atheists call communion wafers?

Nasty, stick to the roof of your mouth cardboard
Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on August 28, 2009 at 4:10am
What do atheists call communion wafers?

Transubstantiated fat free biscuits
Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on August 28, 2009 at 4:09am
What do atheists call communion wafers?

Soylent Grain
Easy PZ Bread
Comment by Robert Tobin on August 27, 2009 at 9:12pm
What do atheists call communion wafers?

Holy Gobstoppers.
Jesus in a piece of bread.
Comment by Aiden on August 27, 2009 at 9:54am
Comment by Aiden on August 27, 2009 at 9:36am
What do atheists call communion wafers?

Jesus McNuggets
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on August 27, 2009 at 9:14am
@Mihai: I think the government in Romania is not quite ahead of God because there are terible floods there every Spring and Autumn :)

I think they work hand in hand !
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on August 27, 2009 at 9:08am
"where is Randy?... I don't know!" :))
Comment by Mihai on August 27, 2009 at 2:31am
Joke from Romania (I hope the translation is accurate):
In 2008, god comes to Noah and tells him:
-Noah, the Earth is full of evil, people are bad. They have forgotten me. I want you to build an ark, for there will be a new flood. Take one male and one female from every species. You have 6 months for that.
After 6 months, god looks down and sees Noah crying.
-Noah, the flood is about to begin, where is the ark????
-forgive me, my god, but things changed a little bit….I need a construction permit…..I fight the fire department for a fire alarm system, my neighbors sued me for breaking the town planning rules (the ark is too tall).
Then the electricity company asked me to mortgage the ark to cover the costs of moving away the power lines.
Getting the wood, another ordeal: I cannot use trees from the nearby forest, because an endangered owl lives there.
When I started to bring the animals, an animal protection group sued me. The activists claimed it’s animal cruelty to squeeze so many animals in such a small place.
Then the Environment agency told me they first need to make an impact study of the flood. I still need to figure out how many minority workers I should hire. Also, they won’t let me employ my own underage children.
Also, the IRS confiscated my house preemptively, in case I leave the country without paying my taxes.
So, my god, please forgive me, but I need at least 10 years to complete the task.
All at once, the clouds disappeared, the sun began to shine again.
-Oh, my lord, should I understand that you won’t destroy us any more?
-No, I won’t, Noah, the government is far ahead of me……
Comment by Jimmy on August 26, 2009 at 11:01pm
Not atheist, but definitely irreverent!

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