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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Patricia on May 28, 2014 at 2:00pm

Comment by Pat on May 28, 2014 at 1:44pm

A priest, a liar, and a child molester walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on May 28, 2014 at 12:50pm

Comment by booklover on May 19, 2014 at 8:05am

lol Patricia :)

Comment by Patricia on May 18, 2014 at 9:03pm

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The Good News
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A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. So what are your plans? The father asks the young man. I am a Torah scholar. He says. A Torah scholar, Hmmm, the father says. Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter
to live in, as she is accustomed to? I will study, the young man said, and God will provide for us.

And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves? asks the father. I will concentrate on my studies, the young man replies, God will provide for us.

And children? asks the father. How will you support children? Dont worry, sir, God will provide, replies the fiancé.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, How did it go, Honey?

The father answers, He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks Im God

Comment by The Flying Atheist on May 15, 2014 at 1:01pm

That's a good one, Grinning Cat.  lol 

It's funny to think that these "outfits" are supposed to garner our respect. 

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 15, 2014 at 12:47pm

Popular Russian blogger Rustem Adagamov used Twitter to ridicule the Russian Orthodox Church's denunciation of Eurovision winner Conchita Wurst:

"The ROC categorically opposes bearded men in dresses!"

(more at GayStarNews)

Comment by booklover on May 14, 2014 at 7:27am

Thanks for the link Richard, I'll save it and read through it later today!  I like your humor. :)

Comment by Richard Cahill on May 13, 2014 at 10:39am

Thanks to you as well, Spud and booklover. While I don't write exclusively on God or the lack thereof, I do try and keep on top of theological trends. Here's a link to most of my posts on the Diety (that last one leads the list, of course). Enjoy if you like. http://www.richardcahill.net/1/category/god/1.html

Comment by booklover on May 13, 2014 at 9:02am

Funny Richard! :)

 

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