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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by booklover on April 22, 2014 at 7:58pm

LOL Pat!

Comment by Pat on April 22, 2014 at 1:17pm

A pastor decides to make a point about 'clean living' during his Sunday service. He has the congregation gather around and shows them 4 earthworms. He puts the first in a bowl of straight Jack Daniels. The second, he puts in a box filled with cigar smoke. The third, he puts in a bowl of melted chocolate. And the fourth, he places in a dish of garden soil.

As expected, the worm in Jack Daniels dies. As do the worms in the smoke filled box and the dish of chocolate. The fourth however, is alive and healthy. He asks his congregation what they have learned by this demonstration.

An old man in the back yells out, "Drink booze, smoke cigars and eat chocolate. That way you won't get worms."

Comment by booklover on April 19, 2014 at 10:39am

lol, thanks Spud!  I only mention it's my birthday since it's on the same day jeebus rose from the dead.  ha ha ha

Comment by Idaho Spud on April 19, 2014 at 10:08am

Oh, me me me!  I want a chocolate bunny!

Happy happy birthday, and many more.

Comment by booklover on April 19, 2014 at 7:49am

Thanks for the birthday wishes!  My birthday hardly ever falls on easter, but I'll share the chocolate bunnies,  ha ha.

Comment by booklover on April 19, 2014 at 7:41am

Patricia, love your coffee post.  I'm drinking Folgers right now!  I have a surgical procedure Monday and they said I could drink black coffee in the a.m.. Whew!!!

Good poster Pat!

Comment by Pat on April 19, 2014 at 7:12am

Easter dinner anyone?

Comment by Patricia on April 18, 2014 at 2:10pm

Caffeine is my shepherd 

 I shall not doze. 

It maketh me to wake in green pastures:

It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
 

It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
 

I will fear no Equal:
For thou art with me;
  

Thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:
 

Thou anointest my day with pep; 

My mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
 

And I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever. 

Amen

 

Comment by Pat on April 18, 2014 at 1:42pm

All Hail Mindy. She is Risen!! Now, can I have some of your pet chocolate rabbits? Can I? Please. Please! PLEASE!!!!  Huh? Huh? Huh?

Seriously. Happy Birthday, and many more to come.

Comment by Patricia on April 18, 2014 at 1:29pm

You mean to say you were born at easter, & not resurrected''?....hahahaha!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

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