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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

Fuck the motherfucker!

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Comment by Pat on February 14, 2014 at 4:00pm

And the Lord didst say unto the generations of Adam, "Go forth and populate my creation. And ye shall find good and comely spouses in all four corners of the earth."

And the Lord didst then make the earth round, and was heard yelling "Suckers!" as he laughed his ass off.

Comment by Patricia on February 2, 2014 at 3:09pm

It didn't take me long to figure out the religious were having the same ''inflictions'', cures, deaths, etc., as everyone else.

Even though I did the moron church thing until age 17, I don't remember ever truly believing the crap. Too many questions with unsatisfactory answers, which led me to reading almost anything......not a bad thing, methinks.

Comment by Idaho Spud on February 2, 2014 at 2:49pm

Patricia, as I aged, wondering if there was a god that would inflict me with all manner of discomforts was one of my big factors in becoming atheist.

Comment by Patricia on February 2, 2014 at 2:07pm

Just a bunch of gawd's soap bubbles.......

Comment by Patricia on February 2, 2014 at 2:06pm

Comment by Pat on February 2, 2014 at 12:37pm

Today is February 2nd. The day marking that annual event when a famous entity comes out of his cave and predicts the  future weather. 

Unfortunately, Jesus saw his shadow, and we're going to have 6 more weeks of winter.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on January 20, 2014 at 1:25am

LOL    That's a good one, Patricia. 

Comment by Patricia on January 19, 2014 at 9:43pm

The Plaque

One Sunday morning, the pastor  noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small  American flags mounted on either side  of it.
The six-year old had been  staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood  beside the little boy and said quietly, "Good morning,  Alex."

"Good morning, Pastor," he  replied, still focused on the plaque.  "Pastor, what is  this?"

The pastor replied, "Well,  son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they just stood  together, staring at the large plaque.  Finally, little Alex's  voice, barely audible and trembling with fear  asked,
"Which service, the 8:00 or the 9:30?"

Comment by Idaho Spud on January 18, 2014 at 8:11pm

Run, chubby girl, run!

Comment by John Gahagan on January 11, 2014 at 9:20pm

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