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Comment by Andrew Hall on March 20, 2013 at 10:15pm

This got picked up on Reddit today: Texas Passes 'Christ-Centered' Sex Ed Law

Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on March 18, 2013 at 5:20pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on March 13, 2013 at 10:26pm

Breaking news from The Onion -- Pope Francis I announced his resignation at the end of the month. "This is uncharted territory for Catholics across the globe, as no pope has resigned since February of this year.... many suspect the decision stems from the myriad scandals that have plagued the church during his papacy."

Comment by Pat on March 11, 2013 at 8:34am

A Catholic goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the church. 

Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall there's a row of decanters with fine whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies, "Get out, you moron, you're on my side!” 

Comment by Patricia on March 11, 2013 at 12:41am

Fr. Guido Sarducci Explains the After-Life Finally a clear explanation of sin, heaven, etc. If you are Catholic, you will laugh out loud. If you are not Catholic, you will laugh even louder! http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=241391

Comment by Lillie on March 11, 2013 at 12:03am

Saw "the chicken church" on CNN.  It does look like a chicken.

Comment by Joe Fernandez on March 10, 2013 at 5:31pm

Comment by rockytij on March 7, 2013 at 10:18pm

Nice, Andrew!

Comment by Andrew Hall on March 7, 2013 at 8:29pm

A Poe I wrote:  Tennessee passes "Don't say Darwin' law. 

Comment by Patricia on March 6, 2013 at 1:13pm

Church ready for hot Pope

05-03-13

A 24-YEAR-OLD swimwear model called Cassius has emerged as favourite for the Papacy.

He’s divine

Senior clerics hope to assert the scandal-hit Catholic Church’s heterosexuality by choosing a manly young leader with dark looks and strong muscles.

Rather than limit itself to a pool of grizzled cardinals, the Vatican is recruiting via networking websites like Man2Man.

Using the login Ecu-MEN-ical, it posted: “Are U a religious guy lookin 4 a fun role? Defined body type and basic Bible knowledge required.”

Model and aspiring actor Cassius replied: “Soundz cool. Tell me more plz.”

The toned young man, whose main interests are working out and fun, has since impressed cardinals with his physique and laid-back attitude.

A Vatican spokesman said: “Cassius has great charisma and is used to being on podiums, although mainly in the context of dancing to hard house with his shirt off.

“Often he parties all weekend, which is great training because a Pope needs stamina. He prefers men-only venues so he isn’t tempted by females.

“He’s also introduced us to poppers which are like a fun type of incense.”

The last good-looking Pope was St Sixtus II, who is described in an ancient deuterocanonical text as ‘pretty ripped with great arm definition’.

 

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