Atheist Humor

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Comment by Chris Dodds on February 11, 2013 at 8:24pm

I've been bombarded with ads for smartphones all day and I have to ask; can we really call them smartphones if they allow us to text, eaccess the web, and download porn all from the comfort of our driver's seats?

Comment by leveni on February 6, 2013 at 11:56pm

Just saw this photo, posted by Sandi, and thought I'd translate the Japanese.

(Able to view all DVD formats)

Usable in Japan. Recommended as a souvenir.

(I'm stating the obvious here, but they mixed 'Religion' up with 'region')

Comment by rockytij on February 6, 2013 at 10:30pm

I guess we're going to exhaust the child molester category, huh?

The Priest:
An 8-year-old choir boy walks in and catches the priest masturbating.
He said, "What are you doing father?"
"It's called masturbating," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why father?" he asked.
The priest replied, "Because my wrist is killing me."

Comment by The Flying Atheist on February 6, 2013 at 10:28pm

The good thing about child molesters is that they drive slower in school zones. 

Comment by Andrew Hall on February 6, 2013 at 7:06pm

A small group of my friends and I wrote a post titled What would you put in the Bible?

Comment by Joseph P on February 6, 2013 at 5:59pm

And yeah, Dominic, I'm all for free use of whatever language someone wants to use, but profanity and vulgarity should be used as an exclamation point.  If you insert it into every other sentence, it becomes meaningless.

I have one bullshit and two fucks, in my hour and a half or so of material.  Everything else is "freaking", "damn", or a throaty non-verbalization, like "Gyaaacchhh".

Comment by rockytij on February 6, 2013 at 5:55pm

Comment by Dominic Florio on February 6, 2013 at 5:55pm

I went to Catholic schoo but was never an altar boy. 

Imagine someone arguing, "What's wrong with me, why wasn't I molested?"  It's something I could imagine from a modern Seinfeld episode.

It's a funny thought.  In no way does it take away from the serious issue of molestation and the church hiding it.

Humor is a release from a lot of bad stuff.  I will or will not be upset about a racist joke, depending on who is telling it.  Are they playing on stereotypes for humor, or do they believe what they are saying?

Comment by rockytij on February 6, 2013 at 5:55pm

Comment by Joseph P on February 6, 2013 at 5:46pm

Actually, my priest molestation humor isn't even as tasteless as the one Dominic just shared.  One is a brief throwaway, commenting that I wasn't molested, while I was an altar boy, because I was an ugly child.

The other priest molestation jokes are at the end of my growing-up-Catholic part, in which I'm musing how I would organize and keep my Satanic priesthood in line, if I was the anti-Christ, and how I would have one up on the Catholic church, in many areas.

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