Comment by Max on February 14, 2009 at 11:35pm

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to make them drink it.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

1. You can prove you have a Beer.

Comment by Max on February 14, 2009 at 11:37pm

Last Words

Jesus was nailed up on the cross. The crowds were all around him. From on the cross Jesus cries out "John..."

John, hearing this, rushes up to his Lord. Before he can get close a Centurion grabs him and cuts off his right foot and throws him back in the crowd.

Again Jesus cries out "John..."

John again fights his way throughout the crowd. The Centurion grabs him and cuts off his left foot and throws him back.

Jesus cries out yet again "John..."

John drags himself through the crowd with his hands only to meet the same Centurion who cuts of his right hand and throws him back into the crowd.

"John..."

John manages to crawl through the crowd pulling himself along the ground by his left and manages to sneak past the Centurion this time. He drags himself over to the cross and looks up at his Master and says "I am here my Lord. What is it?"

Jesus says "John... I can see your house from up here."

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Comment by cj the cynic on February 15, 2009 at 11:58am

LOLjesus.com

Comment by mojo5501 on February 18, 2009 at 7:38pm

Statement by Scott Dickers, Editor of "The Onion", Nov 08, Freethought Today article in www.ffrf.org:

So I thought, we should, as a society, bar anyone who doesn’t accept evolution from partaking of any technological advance derived from the science that makes evolution true. No access to modern medicine, no access to basic biological, chemical products or knowledge. You want to heat up your food before you eat it? Sorry. You’re eating your meat raw because you don’t believe in germs. And forget antibiotics. You’re on your own. You’re welcome to pray for a better life, but you can’t use science. That’s cheating because you don’t believe in science. If people want to live in the 17th century, let them.

Comment by Ian Mason on February 19, 2009 at 12:45pm

Good idea, Mojo if we can take their weapons away too. Let the fanatics make do with sticks and stones when they kill each other.

Comment by IMAOZI on February 19, 2009 at 2:38pm

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Comment by Sarah Bonner on February 21, 2009 at 9:35pm

My two Jesus jokes, in case no one's heard/read these:

What's the difference between Jesus on the cross and Jesus in a picture?

A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture.

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Why do women love Jesus so much?

A: Because He's hung like this (arms stretched out to both sides)!!

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