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Comment by Chris Dodds on December 15, 2012 at 6:28pm

We all remember Michelle Bachmann's failed run for presidency, but I've uncovered the energy policy she would enact if she had been elected.

She would require everyone in the country to be really naughty so that every Christmas Eve, Santa would bring everyone enough coal to fuel their energy needs for a year.

Comment by Patricia on December 8, 2012 at 2:11pm

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW. 'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRIT!!!!!' This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in CAMPBELTOWN, SCOTLAND. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. After all, it is ONLY A SIGN.. You may say 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?' Answer: A FUNERAL PARLOUR. (WHO SAID SCOTTISH UNDERTAKERS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?) YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!!

Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on December 7, 2012 at 10:27am

The Danes dont consumme pork and alcohol on Christmas?

Comment by Meddlesome on December 7, 2012 at 10:16am

Heard recently:

"In some contries you are not allowed to have sex outside marriage, drink alcahol, or eat pork. In Denmark we call it Chriatmas lunch."

Comment by Andrew Hall on December 7, 2012 at 10:07am

I wrote a bit on Atheist Pig titled: Atheists officially declare war on Christmas

Comment by Pat on November 29, 2012 at 3:46pm

@Joseph, that is freaking hilarious!

Comment by Joseph P on November 29, 2012 at 2:09pm

How do you calculate those odds?

Comment by Joseph P on November 29, 2012 at 2:05pm

Comment by Shyanne Gold Orr on November 28, 2012 at 3:57am

Comment by Patricia on November 21, 2012 at 6:36pm

NEVER, NEVER, BE LATE ! !

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation Was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited: "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."... Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk: "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician "In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession." Moral of the story: Never, Never, Never Be Late!

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