Comment by Kitty on May 9, 2009 at 3:38pm

Comment by Wanda Wilson on May 10, 2009 at 11:27am

LOL - thanks for sharing Kitty and Nikki! :)

Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on May 16, 2009 at 9:20pm

Those who say that America is a Christian Nation don't really believe it. They insist that there are so few True Believers like themselves that they should really be describing America as a Nation of Unreal Christians

Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on May 16, 2009 at 9:21pm

Or should that be a Nation of Untrue Christians?

Comment by B-Girl on May 19, 2009 at 8:12pm

It's a Jee-to! http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000095?v=5100492

Comment by IAmTheBlog on May 26, 2009 at 12:45pm

I'm still pretty new to Atheist Nexus and looking for groups, discussions, etc. to join. When I saw that someone posted "Big Butter Jesus" here (one of my favorites), I knew this was the group for me.

Another song I like is "She Left Me for Jesus", which believe it or not was actually a free iTunes download sometime last year. Here's a live version from YouTube.

Comment by Aiden on May 26, 2009 at 3:05pm

I saw these on T-Shirt Hell's newsletter and just had to share...

A Christian walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets down nothing. The Christian says "Where's my beer?" The bartender answers "Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there." The Christian replies "You've made your point; give me my beer." The bartender shoots back "You have your beer. I don't care how much proof you show me to the contrary, I will always think there's a beer there." The Christian responds "I fucking get it! Just give me my beer so I can go home and beat my wife!"

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A little boy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Catholic Priest. "Catholic Priest?" says the bartender. "What kind of drink is that?" "Simple," says the boy. "That's the drink I have to force down my throat and never tell my parents about." [rimshot here]

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A Catholic priest walks into a bar and orders a Choir Boy. The bartender says "A Choir Boy? What kind of drink is that?" "Simple," says the priest, "that's the drink I force fingers into until it bleeds and cries. Get it? Because of the molestation thing? I can't believe we're still in business."

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A Muslim walks into a bar and the whole place blows up before something funny can happen.

Comment by Aiden on June 18, 2009 at 9:21am

Maybe it's just me, but the hotdog looks retarded, like down syndrome or something. The drumstick looks stoned. The meatball looks evil in a very perverse way. The bacon looks like it wants to rape the hotdog, and the steak looks excited about watching the hotdog get raped by the bacon.

Comment by Ida on June 18, 2009 at 3:17pm

Haha. Nice observation Aiden.

Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on June 18, 2009 at 3:36pm

Personally, I think the hot dog looks a little saucy.

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