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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Gerald Payne 49 minutes ago

I remember the Monty Python film with Jesus on the cross singing 'Always look on the bright side of life' and saying ' keep your hands off my Easter eggs, I'll be back on Monday'.

Comment by Patricia 54 minutes ago

Hahaha Plinius, let me know how it goes....

Comment by Gerald Payne 55 minutes ago

Nice one Patricia.

Comment by Plinius 1 hour ago

LOL! I'm using that one, Patricia - I can hear my groups of English already..

Comment by sk8eycat 5 hours ago

Gaaaaahhhhhh!

I was thinking maybe his wife had installed a motion detector light in the bathroom.....

(In our house, from the master bedroom, you turn right for the bathroom, and left for the kitchen.....TWO different doors!

Comment by Patricia 6 hours ago

Annual Physical
-------------------------

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.

Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"

George replied, "God and me are very close. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great, but I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

Comment by sk8eycat 7 hours ago

I am having problems with Daily Kos; I get the recommended headlines in my email, but no matter what I click on, I get a blank page.  

Do I need to restore my Firefocks browser to "Default" status....again?  I've rebooted 3 times since this started.....it's driving me crazier.

Comment by Patricia 9 hours ago

Simple huh? Hahaha.

Comment by Grinning Cat 9 hours ago

From Daily Kos:

Cartoon: Stuff Jesus Said

'My followers, when a child comes to your land seeking shelter... you must extend your hand... to block their path while chanting "USA!" / and carry many a misspelled sign. / Go forth and create corporations! / They shall NOT cover birth control, but boner pills are A-okay. / Is someone writing this down? / Basic Christianity, people!'(click to enlarge)

Comment by Patricia on Monday

Yeah, it's not like they could look up the high school year book & age enhance the images!

 

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