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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Comment by Idaho Spud on August 21, 2012 at 6:35pm

David, I like the new lyrics.

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 21, 2012 at 6:31pm

That's a great rapture form card, Glen.  Had to save it.

Comment by Glen Alan Dark on August 21, 2012 at 6:26pm

Comment by sk8eycat on August 21, 2012 at 9:35am

Sensei:  LOL and *snerk!*  Thank you, I needed that this morning.

PS: Did everybody else get a good giggle when Eric Idle sang "Look On the Bright Side of Life" during the Olympic closing ceremonies?  Didja wonder how many people around the world actually got the crucifiction reference?

Comment by David Sensei on August 21, 2012 at 5:24am

Being a non-believer doesn't need to stop you from enjoying the old hymns and inspirational songs. Here's an old favorite, If you know it, sing along.

Recorded by Elvis Presley (among others)
Written by Ervin Drake, Irvin Grahm, Jimmy Shirl, Al Stillman
Alternative lyrics by David Lowe

I believe that every drop of rain that falls is H2O
I believe that even in the darkest night, my urges grow
I believe for everyone who wants to lay
There's always some who will be gay
I believe I believe

I believe that every single prayer we send will not be heard
I believe that all the solid food we eat, brings forth a turd
Every time I hear a fiery preacher lie
Or watch him try to say pigs fly
Then I deny that I believe

Comment by Andrew Hall on August 19, 2012 at 6:52pm

See, that was supposed to say I made a bunch of other memes about the ongoing conflict between atheists.

Comment by Andrew Hall on August 19, 2012 at 6:51pm
Comment by Tony Carroll on August 19, 2012 at 2:45pm

Comment by Joan Denoo on August 18, 2012 at 9:17pm

Do you ever feel discombobulated when you listen to candidates declare their love for Jesus Christ, and when legislation goes to debate, they talk "success" doctrine, without regard for loss of jobs, health insurance, funding for education, retirement planning, and against family planning or women's right to control her own body?  Kind of like the "Stand your Ground Jesus vs Turn the other cheek Jesus."


Comment by Robert Brown on August 17, 2012 at 9:40am

Thanks for explaining.  I knew the youngsters might not get it but sometimes the discovery is part of the fun.  Everyone should know "Hammer Time!"


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