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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Robert Brown on August 17, 2012 at 12:38am

Hammer Time!

Comment by David Sensei on August 15, 2012 at 6:00pm

I have mine tuned regularly

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 15, 2012 at 4:03pm

Thanks for the chuckle Tommy.  BUSTED indeed!

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 15, 2012 at 4:02pm

Chris, it took me about a minute to get that joke.  Probably because I've never desired a larger pianist. :)

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 15, 2012 at 3:59pm

Daniel, Catholicism sounds like a sweet deal!  If I'd been born into that religion instead of Mormonism, I might still be a believer. :)

Comment by Daniel on August 15, 2012 at 2:46pm

I've watched all the Blue Mountain State episodes on Netflix recently and loved the dialog in this show:

00:00:01 Moran's right.
00:00:01 This whole religion thing's a crock of shit.
00:00:05 God probably doesn't even exist.
00:00:08 I love jesus.
00:00:09 He lets you do whatever you want to do.
00:00:11 All you got to do is apologize after.
00:00:13 I don't think that's how it works.
00:00:16 Hey, listen.
00:00:16 Trust me, it is.
00:00:18 When I was 10 years old, I burned down my neighbor's house.
00:00:20 My mom made me go see the priest.
00:00:22 The priest told me all I had to do was apologize to jesus and that would be that.
00:00:28 I've been a believer ever since, baby.
00:00:30 Jesus!

Comment by Chris Dodds on August 15, 2012 at 10:59am

John and his wife, both devout Baptists, are having dinner with John's brother Bob and his wife, also devout Baptists.  John and is wife eneter bob's house and immediately hear a piano being played.  John looks around sees a tiny little man, only 10 inches tall, playing a tiny little piano.  John asks Bob "Where did you get this?"  "I prayed day and night for four months and God finally answered my prayers," Bob replied.  "And you were praying for a 10 inch pianist?" John asks.  "Well, not exactly," Bob replies.

Comment by Tommy on August 15, 2012 at 6:47am

Comment by David Sensei on August 13, 2012 at 2:11am

@Tony Carroll - love the little children one, simple with a nasty bite. I always found it funny, the KJV line 'Suffer the little children to come unto me'. Talk about bad PR. Those unschooled in that odd archaic syntax couldn't be blamed for thinking JC was not only a pedo but a sadistic bastard as well. (My) modern translation 'Suffer, the little children who come to me' is more accurate, except for the fact that they don't go to him of their own accord, they are taken there by their parents. Disgusting. There should be a law against that - seriously!

Comment by David Sensei on August 13, 2012 at 1:57am

@Patricia - an oldie but a goodie, can't remember where I first saw it, but thanks for reminding me. I like to think even a Muslim could concede a chuckle at this.

 

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