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Comment by Patricia on May 3, 2012 at 1:09pm

Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river." suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river. The next man thought: if it worked for him, it'll work for me. So he knelt down and prayed "Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river." the man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river. The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it'll work for me. So he also knelt down and prayed "Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river." He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.

Comment by Patricia on May 3, 2012 at 12:35pm

 

 

A very spiritual, devout and holy priest dies and is immediately swept up to heaven. St. Peter greets him at the Pearly Gates, and says,
"Hello, Father, we've been waiting for you for a long time. Welcome to Heaven! You are very well known here, and as a special reward, because you are such a spiritual and holy man, we're going to grant you anything you wish even before you enter Heaven. What can I grant you?"
"Well," the priest says, "I've always been a great admirer of the Virgin Mother. I've always wanted to talk to her."
St. Peter nods his head to one side, and lo and behold who should approach the priest but the Virgin Mary!
The priest is beside is himself, and he manages to say,
"Mother, I have always been a great admirer of yours, and have studied everything I could about you and followed your life as best I could. I have studied every painting and portrait ever made of you, and I've noticed that you are always portrayed with a slightly sad look on your face. I have always, always wondered what it was that made you sad. Would you please tell me?"
"Honestly?" she asked, with a little pained grimace on her face. "Well.... I was really hoping for a girl."

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Comment by Chris Dodds on May 2, 2012 at 12:19pm

Tennessee to outlaw hand holding for teenagers.

Yet another shining gem of a law from the state of Tennessee

Comment by Andrew Hall on May 2, 2012 at 7:17am

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Comment by Sandi on May 1, 2012 at 6:33am

Comment by sk8eycat on April 30, 2012 at 7:05pm

Join Facebook rebellion against Day of Prayer

SEND THIS ONE TO YOUR REPRESENTATIVES, GOVERNOR, MAYOR, ANYONE WHO ISSUES A "DAY OF TALKING TO YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND" PROCLAMATION:

And just share this with anyone who will appreciate it.

SPREAD IT AROUND!

 

Comment by Sandi on April 30, 2012 at 6:14am

Ohhhhhh, now I get it! Logic is for pussies.......Yep, tough guys don't need logic, they have god on facebook.

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