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Comment by Sandi on March 13, 2012 at 8:55am

Comment by Travis Scotka on March 12, 2012 at 4:09pm

Comment by Travis Scotka on March 12, 2012 at 4:04pm

Comment by Richard ∑wald on March 12, 2012 at 9:13am

Some papers may pull abortion-related 'Doonesbury' comic strip...

See also: http://doonesbury.com/

Comment by Andrew Hall on March 12, 2012 at 7:10am

Comment by Sandi on March 12, 2012 at 6:47am

Comment by Matthew Thompson on March 11, 2012 at 8:03pm

Comment by Sandi on March 11, 2012 at 7:57am

Comment by Sandi on March 11, 2012 at 7:42am

@ sk8eycat: I have noticed that some of the meat where I buy from has doubled in price in the last year. It seems you have to 'sell your soul' in order to eat. I guess atheists will just starve!

I can't say that I like a lot of soul food, I think this is an acquired taste!

Comment by David Sensei on March 10, 2012 at 7:57pm

Hi folks. I haven't been active here for a year or so. Thought I'd make up for it with a little ditty I was inspired to compose this morning. I'm sure most of you are old enough to know the theme song for the 'Beverly Hillbillies' TV series.

THE CALVARY HILLBILLY

Tell you a story 'bout a man named Christ

Poor carpenter, barely kept his timber spliced

Then one day he was resin' up his rod

And up from within came a bubblin' God

Essence of father, that is. Palestine pearl, Judean jizz

Well the next thing you know ol' Christ's a new messiah

The kinfolk said 'Jesus you're a fuckin' liar'

They said 'On a cross is where you oughtta be

So he loaded up the ass and he moved to Calvary

- Hill that is. Mel Gibson, movie stars

Well now it's time to say goodby to Christ and all his kin

And he would like to thank you folks for bee-lievin in him

You're all invited back again to nail him to a tree

And have a heapin' helpin' of this gross insanity

Biblical, that is. Take yer brain off! Cast a spell.

Y'all trash fact now, y'hear?

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