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Comment by Sandi on March 11, 2012 at 7:42am

@ sk8eycat: I have noticed that some of the meat where I buy from has doubled in price in the last year. It seems you have to 'sell your soul' in order to eat. I guess atheists will just starve!

I can't say that I like a lot of soul food, I think this is an acquired taste!

Comment by David Sensei on March 10, 2012 at 7:57pm

Hi folks. I haven't been active here for a year or so. Thought I'd make up for it with a little ditty I was inspired to compose this morning. I'm sure most of you are old enough to know the theme song for the 'Beverly Hillbillies' TV series.

THE CALVARY HILLBILLY

Tell you a story 'bout a man named Christ

Poor carpenter, barely kept his timber spliced

Then one day he was resin' up his rod

And up from within came a bubblin' God

Essence of father, that is. Palestine pearl, Judean jizz

Well the next thing you know ol' Christ's a new messiah

The kinfolk said 'Jesus you're a fuckin' liar'

They said 'On a cross is where you oughtta be

So he loaded up the ass and he moved to Calvary

- Hill that is. Mel Gibson, movie stars

Well now it's time to say goodby to Christ and all his kin

And he would like to thank you folks for bee-lievin in him

You're all invited back again to nail him to a tree

And have a heapin' helpin' of this gross insanity

Biblical, that is. Take yer brain off! Cast a spell.

Y'all trash fact now, y'hear?

Comment by Paul McWhorter on March 10, 2012 at 11:20am

Same deal with bacon.  It used to be a throw away part and now it's considered one of the best tasting foods.  I think that's why the Hebrews were forbidden to eat it.  This food of the gods was too good for mere mortals.

Comment by sk8eycat on March 10, 2012 at 9:34am

@ Sandi: Have you noticed how expensive "soul food" has become? Especially ribs?

I love making things like Split Pea and/or 16-Bean Soup, and a vital ingredient in both is ham hocks...I can rarely find them in the stores anymore, and when I do, they're not cheap.  These are parts that white folks used to throw away because they considered them too low-class to eat.  I iz a white folk, and I love that stuff!  (Though you would have to strap me to a gurney and sedate me to get me to eat escargot....or squid, aka "calamari."  Ew.)

Comment by Sandi on March 10, 2012 at 6:18am

Comment by Sandi on March 10, 2012 at 6:17am

lol @ sk8eycat for not being able to afford soul fuel.

Comment by Travis Scotka on March 10, 2012 at 2:07am

Comment by Travis Scotka on March 10, 2012 at 2:02am

Comment by AtheistTech on March 9, 2012 at 5:28pm

Fuckin' hilarious!!!!

Comment by Pat on March 9, 2012 at 3:24pm

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