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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Richard ∑wald on March 2, 2012 at 6:18pm

"The thing is, when you ask a religious person what the "purpose" is in their God-centric universe, there really isn't one there, either."

Not that I'd ask them, …but it's often asserted by theists, erroneously, that atheism means life has no purpose. My reply to that one is either; similar to Dr. Watson's below or, "I'm too busy doing so many important things to worry about make-believe purposes…"

More often than not they open their mouth to voice a come-back and nothing comes out, …just slack jawed stun. Then they avoid me.

Comment by Boothby171 on March 2, 2012 at 5:56pm

The thing is, when you ask a religious person what the "purpose" is in their God-centric universe, there really isn't one there, either.

At best, I've heard it's "We get to go to heaven and praise God for all eternity."  To which I always wonder, "Don't you think God would probably get tired of that shit after the first few hundred thousand years, and want to move on?"

Comment by Richard ∑wald on March 2, 2012 at 5:53pm

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Comment by Richard ∑wald on March 2, 2012 at 5:46pm

"So, what IS the deal with David Hasselhoff, anyhow?"

Beats me? I'm not a big pop culture kinda' dude.

Republican Humour:

A liberal, conservative and a moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, it's Mitt!"

Comment by Boothby171 on March 2, 2012 at 5:29pm

@Richard,

So, what IS the deal with David Hasselhoff, anyhow?

Comment by Boothby171 on March 2, 2012 at 5:27pm

Liberal humor: "Well, a Mexican, a homosexual and an atheist are at a bar..."  (and the audience waits patiently for the punch line.  One of the homosexuals in the audience shouts, "Oh, no, you didn't!")

Conservative humor: "Well, a Mexican, a homosexual and an atheist are at a bar..." (the audience boos and hisses, and shouts threats of "Burn it down!!" and "Is one of them in a coma?!?")

Comment by Richard ∑wald on March 2, 2012 at 5:25pm

BTW, I'm German...

Comment by Richard ∑wald on March 2, 2012 at 5:22pm

"Also, I really don't think the Fundies have any sense of humor."

Well, they do, but we call it bigotry, racism, etc.

"Why do we call them Fundies if they're not really any FUN, though?

(Don't answer; it's a rhetorical question)"

….I'm going to answer anyway.

Spell Check has the answer, it always tries to change "fundies" into "fun dies". Makes me chuckle everytime. 

Comment by Boothby171 on March 2, 2012 at 5:12pm

Also, I really don't think the Fundies have any sense of humor.  They're like the Germans that way, except I don't think they're in love with David Hasselhoff to the same degree.

Why do we call them Fundies if they're not really any FUN, though?

(Don't answer; it's a rhetorical question)

Comment by Joseph P on March 2, 2012 at 4:55pm

By coming up with a fundie response, then inserting as many buzz-words as I could come up with that came close to fitting.

The fundies don't make any sense, when they say this shit, so you don't necessarily have to make sense when you're imitating them.

 

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