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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Micah Oliver on November 23, 2011 at 12:47am

@Joseph P, I know exactly what you mean. I got it from Heather Henderson, she is part of the Ardent Atheist podcast.
http://ardentatheist.com/

I thought, surely this is satire. So I did a quick search and actually found a forum where it was being discussed...amongst Christians. They really think it is perfectly logical and defend it...using logic! Illogic, but logic. They are pretty mean too. Calling people who point out various flaws "retard". They get pretty vicious.

Comment by Dean Dazzle on November 21, 2011 at 4:41pm

oh crap! i'm a christian now.. thank you micah ollie for converting me. May God Spede You.

Comment by Kevin D on November 21, 2011 at 4:37pm

With the average human output of Urine in 24 hours at 800 ml (we'll be good to the xtians and use the lower value) and given the age of Jesus at his death 33 from the Bible there was approximately 9,636 liters of holy urine.  Spread equally though all of the oceans of the world, every liter of water has approximately 232,209,523 Molecules (Give or take a molecule for rounding;) of water that has passed through the holy one's holy member.  That should be enough to cure any ailment.  I wonder how much holy sweat we drink in a liter?

 

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003425.htm

Wolfram alpha for the rest of the math.

Comment by David W on November 21, 2011 at 4:05pm

I was going to at least acknowledge the attempt at using/accepting science. Baby steps. Good one.

Comment by Troy Gorsline on November 21, 2011 at 3:50pm

HA - That's excellent! Totally got me. I was hooked. That is great.

Comment by Joseph P on November 21, 2011 at 3:46pm

That's a parody site, guys.

Comment by Troy Gorsline on November 21, 2011 at 3:41pm

Well, I guess we shouldn't be surprised. There is a loooong history of these people just making up fantastic stories that are completely unbelievable. I guess this is just another example

Comment by David W on November 21, 2011 at 3:34pm

An unintended result of xtians using science? - they can really screw it up!

Comment by Troy Gorsline on November 21, 2011 at 3:30pm

Wow... I mean - Wow.

I know the answer is, "There is no way to make them understand."

But, WOW...
I am always amazed at the lengths and depths and stretches of logic and scientific thought used in the vain attempt to discredit evolution. I do find a common thread that when the argument is broken down and discredited, the discussion turns to use of words and 

condescending remarks - which only makes them sound more dumb. I am always amazed. To them, A+B= I dream of temples and in man

Comment by Joseph P on November 21, 2011 at 3:18pm

Ohhhhhhhh, that site.  I didn't look at the link at the bottom, until after responding.

 

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