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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Rod MacLeod on October 25, 2011 at 9:58am
Comment by Phister Gagghol on October 25, 2011 at 1:05am
Comment by sk8eycat on October 24, 2011 at 10:43pm

Ew. Typo! "INTERESTING."

Duh.

Comment by sk8eycat on October 24, 2011 at 10:41pm

Actually, when I was on jury duty about 10 years ago, nobody swore on a buybull (I didn't see one in the courtroom) and nobody was required to say, "S'welp me, gawd."  I don't know if that was the judge's option (he was one cool guy!), or if that's how things are all over California, or Los Angeles County.  Be ineresting to find out.

 

Comment by Pat on October 24, 2011 at 10:26am
A guy goes in an Adult Store and asks for an inflatable doll.
 
Guy behind the counter says, 'Male or female?'
 
Customer says, 'Female.' 

Counter guy asks, 'Black or white?' Customer says, 'White.'
 
Counter guy asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'
 
Customer says, 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?' 

Counter guy says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up.

Comment by Aiden on October 23, 2011 at 9:48pm
Comment by Chris Dodds on October 23, 2011 at 3:05pm

A priest is having dinner at the home of a member of his congregation.  While in the living room, the priest notices a sheet has been placed over something.  "What's under the sheet?" asked the priest.  "Oh, that's my parrot," the dinner host said.  "I had to put a sheet over her because she talks really dirty and I didn't want to offend you."  "Oh, now I've heard dirty language behind," the priest said.

The priest walked over to the covered cage and yanked the cover off it.  Instantly, the parrot flapped it's wings and squaked, "I'M A GIRL PARROT AND I LOVE SEX!!"  "Wow, that is filthy language," the priest said.  "You know, I have two parrots at home and all they say is their rosary prayers.  I'll bet that if I put your parrot in their cage with them for a few days, she won't use such dirty language."  The dinner host agreed.

After dinner, the priest brought the cage home with them, covered with the parrot inside.  He opened the cage and stuck the girl parrot in with his parrots.  The girl parrot flapped up to join them on the perch and squaked, "I'M A GIRL PARROT AND I LOVE SEX!!"  The parrot sitting immediately next to her nudged the other one and said, "Drop your rosary buddy, our prayers have been answered."

Comment by Phister Gagghol on October 22, 2011 at 3:50pm
I didn't create it folks, just passing it along.
Comment by Joseph P on October 22, 2011 at 1:25pm

Ohhhh.

Comment by qıƃ ɟ ǝıɔɐɹʇ on October 22, 2011 at 1:14pm
@Joseph... yah, that's cuz it's translated directly from the Hebrew, or something.
 

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