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Comment by Phister Gagghol on October 22, 2011 at 11:16am

Comment by Pat on October 21, 2011 at 7:34pm

A Catholic priest walks to the edge of a 100 foot cliff, where he sees a young boy sobbing and crying.

The priest asks the boy, "What is troubling you, my son?"

The boy says, "My Mom and Dad were in a car that went over the cliff and smashed them to death on the rocks below."

The priest, unbuckling his pants says, "Well, I guess this just ain't your day."

Comment by Patricia on October 21, 2011 at 12:12pm

One morning a crippled man came into the church on crutches. He
stopped in
front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and
then threw away his
crutches.

An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory
to
tell the priest what he'd just seen.

"Son, you've just witnessed a
miracle!" the priest said. "Tell me
where is this man now?"

"Flat on
his ass over by the holy water," the boy informed him.

Comment by Pat on October 19, 2011 at 1:48pm

Comment by sk8eycat on October 18, 2011 at 11:18am

@Sean Murphy - I was sort of hoping some raggedy-looking guy would walk past the camera wearing one of those "The End Is Near" sandwich boards...and then fade to black.

Comment by Aaron Wiitanen on October 17, 2011 at 8:48pm

@ Suzanne you are totally right! I think it's funny he uses Dahmer as an example of an(a?) atheist. Btw I'll be doing demonic rituals for the well being of all my fellow atheists.

Comment by Sean Murphy on October 17, 2011 at 8:27pm

    I loved the season premiere of AMC's adaptation of The Walking Dead! I've not read comics for years now, so I don't have foreknowledge of the plotlines in this adaptation. So when the sheriff asked for a Sign from Jesus, I expected typical television smaltz. And then while the sheriff, his young son, and his ex-deputy were searching for a lost child, a stag wandered out, backlit by the sun, and stood there apparently allowing the young son to touch him, I was sighing over how obvious it was that this was gong to reveal the lost child still safe and sound (I was even snarkily amused at the choice of such a pagan image being used as the Sign from Jesus). And then a shot rang out, through the stag and into the sheriff's son, who fell over backwards, and the episode ended. I then announced to nobody in particular, "There's your Sign," and laughed my ass off...

Comment by Suzanne Moulton on October 17, 2011 at 4:57pm

These guys are PROOF that god does not exist. If he did, he would NEVER let that guy on the right wear those glasses!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhdYaHx3Qnk&feature=player_embedded

Comment by Phister Gagghol on October 17, 2011 at 1:36pm

Comment by Phister Gagghol on October 17, 2011 at 1:35pm

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