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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

Fuck the motherfucker!

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CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

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Comment by Boothby171 on October 10, 2011 at 10:53am
Excellent!  Forwarding these on!
Comment by Phister Gagghol on October 8, 2011 at 11:55pm
Comment by sk8eycat on October 8, 2011 at 8:46pm

ROTFLMAO!  That's a "keeper!" 

Thanks!

Comment by Mage Duley on October 8, 2011 at 8:02pm
Comment by Phister Gagghol on October 6, 2011 at 6:50pm
Comment by Chris Dodds on October 6, 2011 at 2:17pm

Forget science, the fossil record, obvious discoveries and common sense, the greatest pieces of evidence against intelligent design are it's most vocal proponents.

Comment by Andrew Hall on October 6, 2011 at 10:53am
Comment by Patricia on October 5, 2011 at 1:37pm
God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter,

"I need a vacation.
Got any suggestions where I should go?"

Thinking, St. Peter nods his head
and replies, "How about
Jupiter? It's nice and warm there this time of the
year."

God shakes his head before saying, "No. Too much gravity.
You
know how that hurts my back."

"Hmmm," St. Peter reflects. "Well,
how about Mercury?"

"No way!" God snaps. "It's way too hot
there!"

"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up. "How
about
going down to Earth for your vacation?"

Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago
I went there, had an affair with
some Jewish girl, and they're
STILL talking about it!"
Comment by sk8eycat on October 3, 2011 at 5:23pm
memes - Very Demotivational: The Pamphlet Will Not Save You
Comment by Pat on October 1, 2011 at 8:07pm

The single female organist in a fundamentalist church has, so to say, a well endowed and phenomenal capacity for breast feeding.  Every time she plays the organ, especially with a rousing hymn, she bounces to the complete distraction of the good church ladies.  A few approach her about a natural remedy to this situation.  They suggest applying a paste of green persimmons as a reducing plaster.  However, they warn her not to get any in her mouth, since the extreme bitterness will impede her ability to talk.

 

The next Sunday, the married pastor steps to the lectern and says, “Dood to fircumfstanfes beyong ouf controld, fere wilb be no serfmon todayth.”

 

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