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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

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Fuck the motherfucker!

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CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

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Comment by Xanthe Wyse on September 23, 2011 at 7:02am
Let us prey - I like that!  Rather appropriate
Comment by Patricia on September 22, 2011 at 3:10pm
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized
halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation
was about to
die.

They set up a makeshift camp, hoping someone would come to
their
rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.

After several days
in the desert heat, they realized that they
were not going to be rescued.
They prayed a lot (of course), and
they discussed their predicament in great
depth. Finally the
priest said to the nun,

"You know, Sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one
thing I've wanted here on earth --
to see a woman naked. Would
you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at
you?"

The nun thought about his request for several seconds and
then
agreed to take off her clothes. As she was doing so,
she
remarked,

"Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never
seen a man
naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes,
too?"

With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly
the
nun exclaimed,

"Father! What is that little thing hanging between
your legs?"

The priest patiently answered,

"That, my child, is a
gift from God. If I put it in you, it
creates a new life."

"Really!,"
replied the nun, "Well forget about me. Stick it in
the camel!"
Comment by Micah Oliver on September 22, 2011 at 9:06am
There is no downside to Bill O'Reilly's big yawning mouth being silienced. :)
Comment by alexa penzner on September 22, 2011 at 1:22am
"Let us prey."  shit ! i effing love this one !!!!
Comment by Chris Dodds on September 21, 2011 at 10:36pm
Bill O' Reilly stated that if the governement raises taxes on the wealthy, he might not have a show anymore.  And the downside would be?
Comment by Patricia on September 21, 2011 at 7:50pm
That cartoon has sure struck me funny, but lots of truth in it!
Comment by Pat on September 21, 2011 at 7:32pm
Comment by Rod MacLeod on September 19, 2011 at 8:18pm

I am not a writer but I think I am getting better at it! :)

 

Comment by Carl Pastor on September 19, 2011 at 3:20pm
heh heh heh.
Comment by Joseph P on September 19, 2011 at 11:20am
Whoops, dropped my comment in the wrong group.  That was supposed to be commenting on the article that someone posted in Atheist News.  Too damned many tabs open.
 

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