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Comment by Joseph P on September 26, 2011 at 9:12am -
Okay, yeah, that's just fucked up.
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Comment by Joseph P on September 26, 2011 at 9:08am
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Oh, wait, there's the link. Never mind.
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Comment by Joseph P on September 26, 2011 at 9:07am
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Holy crap. Where's the article that you're basing that off of?
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Comment by Andrew Hall on September 26, 2011 at 9:02am -
I wrote a bit concerning the 8 year old girl charged with blasphemy in Pakistan for a spelling error.
http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2011/09/allahs-rules-at-school.html
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Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on September 24, 2011 at 5:58pm
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Comment by Pat on September 23, 2011 at 8:54pm
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Comment by Xanthe Wyse on September 23, 2011 at 7:13am
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Comment by Xanthe Wyse on September 23, 2011 at 7:02am
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Let us prey - I like that! Rather appropriate
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Comment by Patricia on September 22, 2011 at 3:10pm -
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized
halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation
was about to
die.
They set up a makeshift camp, hoping someone would come to
their
rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days
in the desert heat, they realized that they
were not going to be rescued.
They prayed a lot (of course), and
they discussed their predicament in great
depth. Finally the
priest said to the nun,
"You know, Sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one
thing I've wanted here on earth --
to see a woman naked. Would
you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at
you?"
The nun thought about his request for several seconds and
then
agreed to take off her clothes. As she was doing so,
she
remarked,
"Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never
seen a man
naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes,
too?"
With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly
the
nun exclaimed,
"Father! What is that little thing hanging between
your legs?"
The priest patiently answered,
"That, my child, is a
gift from God. If I put it in you, it
creates a new life."
"Really!,"
replied the nun, "Well forget about me. Stick it in
the camel!"
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Comment by Micah Oliver on September 22, 2011 at 9:06am -
There is no downside to Bill O'Reilly's big yawning mouth being silienced. :)
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