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Comment by todwith1d on June 8, 2011 at 9:15pm

Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on June 8, 2011 at 4:32pm

"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell." (St. Augustine)

To be honest, he called astrologers as "mathematicians".

Comment by Kate Henry on June 8, 2011 at 1:44pm

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/

 

 

Comment by Aiden on June 7, 2011 at 5:42am

More rapture humour:

http://www.xkcd.com/900/

Comment by qıƃ ɟ ǝıɔɐɹʇ on June 6, 2011 at 6:18pm

Robert, I like that! Instead of George, call him Todd.

Comment by Robert Isaac on June 6, 2011 at 12:32pm

The funny thing is that if, as an adult, I told people that I have an invisible friend named George that talks to me, keeps me company and guides me in my morals and decisions, it would be ill received. I'd be labeled a wackjob. Yet if that imaginary invisible friend was named "God" (or some variation thereof), it would be considered offensive for you to question the legitimacy of my friend's existence.

Comment by Tommy on June 6, 2011 at 12:04pm

This may not be funny but I found it almost miraculous. I went into the East Ridge Flea Market (Chattanooga Tn) Sunday for the first time and stumbled upon a booth selling Atheist bumper sticker. Miracle really you say. Dang tootin. we are square in the bible belt and I hang out here with you brilliant folks just to know there is someone, somewhere, who has given up more than their belief in Santa and the Easter bunny. Yes, of course I spent some money at the booth to support this daring lady and today my bumper reads "if the rapture happens can I have your car." Tame but maybe my truck will not fall victim to my good hearted christian neighbors. The funniest thing was a friend off mine we ran into at the market. He saw my purchase a went into a rant about the movie Happy Feet and how it was put out by us danged Atheist to undermine christian children. Never seen the movie but now I want to. I rapidly replied then you know how we feel when you people try to teach fairy tales to our kids in school. He got flustered, and I left.  When I got home he had sent an apology to my e-mail and said religion shouldn't come between friends. After this was a rant about several other people of different color. I thought about this and wrote him back and accepted his apology then told him I felt like he was a bad influence on my family and that it would be best if we didn't ever talk again. His last line to me was to call me a stupid ignorant Atheist he never wanted to see again or he would just have to kick my butt. I have never been so proud to be an Atheist.

Comment by Andrew Hall on June 4, 2011 at 1:52pm

I'm not making this up. Some people use cow pee as spiritual medicine.

 

http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2011/06/cow-pee-natures-miracle....

Comment by Jack Ryan on June 4, 2011 at 12:45pm

Comment by Odin Zeus McGaffer on June 3, 2011 at 8:37pm

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