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Comment by Patricia on May 16, 2011 at 3:29pm

Another one for the coffers.....

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest
that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret
is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.

She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."

The priest thinks a while and says,

"That's not so serious. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers and
do six cartwheels on your way to the altar."

Comment by Andrew Hall on May 14, 2011 at 8:32pm

I wrote a bit about the recent Hindu bathing suit scandal: Hinduism still sucks.

 

http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2011/05/hinduism-still-sucks.html

Comment by Aiden on May 12, 2011 at 4:54pm

Texas Beer Joint Sues Church In Mt. Vernon, Texas

Drummond's Bar began construction on expansion of their building to increase their business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the bar from expanding with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the building and it burned to the ground! After the bar burned to the ground due to the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer", until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means." In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise. The judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented,  "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that now does not."

Comment by Ivy on May 12, 2011 at 9:00am

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Found here:  http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/godzilla.jpg

Comment by Riomarcos on May 10, 2011 at 11:48pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqqrpaQvQQk&feature=player_embe...

Comment by Eternauta on May 10, 2011 at 10:27pm

Mrs. Brown was hilarious!

Comment by Andrew Hall on May 10, 2011 at 12:35pm

You have to be careful about those musical memes...

Comment by michael oliver on May 10, 2011 at 12:20pm

oh thank you Mr. Hall now I have the tid Bit of a song running thru my head becuse of my uncontroled comment at you blog.

Comment by Andrew Hall on May 10, 2011 at 6:47am

I did a small prayer for Osama bin Laden

 

http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2011/05/atheist-prayer-regarding...

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