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Comment by Phister Gagghol on April 2, 2011 at 1:51am

Q:  Why did the bimbo fall in love with Jesus?

A: Because she heard that he was hung like this . . .

 

 

Q:  Why did the bimbo dump Jesus?

A:  She only got to nail him once and it took him three days to rise.

Comment by rockytij on April 1, 2011 at 12:54am

A man walks into a bar with a painting of a black cat on it. He says to the bartender, "I'll sell you this painting for $50, but the story behind it will cost $100."

The bartender, really liking the painting, says, "Sure. I'll buy it, but I don't care about your story."

After his shift is over, he places the painting in the back seat of his car and drives home. On the way, he sees black cats following his car. Eventually, they get so bad, he drives to a bridge and seeing no other explanation, he throws the painting over the railing. The cats all jump in after it, drowning themselves.

The next day, the same man comes into the bar and asks the bartender, "So... do you want to hear that story now for $100?"

The bartender says, "No thanks. But hey... do you have any paintings of the Pope?"

Comment by Mutt13 on April 1, 2011 at 12:36am

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Comment by Joseph P on March 31, 2011 at 7:44pm

Yeah, funny how certain actors get typecast like that.  William Atherton is another good example.  I've seen him in so many roles where he plays a complete bastard with a stick up his ass, but off-camera, he's a really warm, calm, friendly guy.

Comment by linda wagner on March 31, 2011 at 3:36pm

Poltergist 2 monster  and Phelps "the monster". The guy from poltergist was a really nice guy. But died right after making the movie. He was gravely ill at the time he did this. He sure scared me shitless. May

be since look so much a like, Phelps is gravely ill too.  That thought makes my smile. : )

Comment by rockytij on March 30, 2011 at 11:03pm

  Credit to  http://cectic.com/

Comment by Joseph P on March 30, 2011 at 6:39pm

Wow, chalk one up for my generally useless memory.  Nice for a change.

Comment by Samantha G on March 30, 2011 at 6:37pm

No I think you're right ... he is the guy from Poltergeist.

Comment by Joseph P on March 30, 2011 at 6:33pm

Wow, that's Fred Phelps?  He even looks like an asshole.  I want to say that was the guy from Poltergeist II, on the right, but I don't think I'm correct there.

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