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Comment by Joseph P on April 2, 2011 at 10:53am
Honestly, teaching them to accept credit for their own accomplishments would probably do it.  When people start to see things in a more cause/effect relationship, between people and not magical interferences, they'll see how freaking useless their god is.
Comment by Samantha Madison on April 2, 2011 at 10:09am
I am a leasing agent for an apartment complex and I of course interact with a mixture of people within the day. I showed these two women an apartment yesterday and they were looking for one for their sister who just had a stroke. Im just a kind and caring person so of course I helped them out, I found an apartment on the first floor (because she has trouble walking) and said I would waive their application fee. Then as they were leaving they said how professional and helpful I was and that I was "sent to them from god" "god bless me and have a blessed day".....Its really awful that we have to deal with so many fucking insane people in this world. I dont want god in my life so dont say that kind of bullshit to me. I should just get ATHEIST tatted on my head in big red letters so people would just fuck off. I regret being nice to these women because I worked extra hard for them to make it easier for their ill sister and all the credit goes to who else... GOD-FML!
Comment by Phister Gagghol on April 2, 2011 at 1:51am

Q:  Why did the bimbo fall in love with Jesus?

A: Because she heard that he was hung like this . . .

 

 

Q:  Why did the bimbo dump Jesus?

A:  She only got to nail him once and it took him three days to rise.

Comment by rockytij on April 1, 2011 at 12:54am
A man walks into a bar with a painting of a black cat on it. He says to the bartender, "I'll sell you this painting for $50, but the story behind it will cost $100."

The bartender, really liking the painting, says, "Sure. I'll buy it, but I don't care about your story."

After his shift is over, he places the painting in the back seat of his car and drives home. On the way, he sees black cats following his car. Eventually, they get so bad, he drives to a bridge and seeing no other explanation, he throws the painting over the railing. The cats all jump in after it, drowning themselves.

The next day, the same man comes into the bar and asks the bartender, "So... do you want to hear that story now for $100?"

The bartender says, "No thanks. But hey... do you have any paintings of the Pope?"
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Comment by Joseph P on March 31, 2011 at 7:44pm
Yeah, funny how certain actors get typecast like that.  William Atherton is another good example.  I've seen him in so many roles where he plays a complete bastard with a stick up his ass, but off-camera, he's a really warm, calm, friendly guy.
Comment by linda wagner on March 31, 2011 at 3:36pm

Poltergist 2 monster  and Phelps "the monster". The guy from poltergist was a really nice guy. But died right after making the movie. He was gravely ill at the time he did this. He sure scared me shitless. May

be since look so much a like, Phelps is gravely ill too.  That thought makes my smile. : )

Comment by rockytij on March 30, 2011 at 11:03pm

  Credit to  http://cectic.com/

Comment by Joseph P on March 30, 2011 at 6:39pm
Wow, chalk one up for my generally useless memory.  Nice for a change.
 

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