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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Jack Harkness on January 1, 2011 at 7:52pm
Three men were sitting in a railway carriage, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist. Suddenly God appeared in the carriage. He shouted I am the God of Mohamed, if you believe in me jump out the window and you will be rewarded with 72 virgins, whereupon the Muslim jumped out the window of the speeding train to his death. Five minutes later the same God appeared again. I am the God of Jesus he shouted, if you believe in me jump out the window and you will go to heaven, whereupon the Christian jumped out the window to his death. The atheist was so traumatised by this he took out his bottle of whisky and poured himself a stiff drink. Five minutes later God appears again. I hope you don’t expect me to jump out the window cried the atheist I don’t even believe in you. No way says God, I’ve been waiting 4000 years for this. Pour me a whisky and let’s have some intelligent conversation for a change!
Comment by §kürrý on January 1, 2011 at 7:51pm
Jason, Paypal?
Comment by Charles Cusumano on January 1, 2011 at 7:47pm
OK, Jason, send me a bracelet. How do we go about this/
Comment by Patricia on January 1, 2011 at 2:47pm

Jason,

Will you ship bracelets to Canada?

Comment by Jason L Fish on January 1, 2011 at 2:45pm
hahahaha that picture with the little boy and dog preying is awesome lol
Comment by Jason L Fish on January 1, 2011 at 2:42pm

Ok so I ordered 350 red debossed (engraved) bracelets that say “ATHEIST & PROUD OF IT”

I was only going to get 10 but then I figured If I can buy them in bulk I can sell them for cheaper then u can get them online due to paying 2 dollars and then paying 3 or 4 dollars in shipping for a single bracelet

 

SOO I am now selling them for 2 dollars and NO SHIPPING, no credit cards, just literally send me 2 dollars when u get the bracelet. NO catch or risk. If you order more than 2, I will have to send then in another letter so that it does not go over the letter weight

Only thing I need is a shipping address

When you receive your bracelet and are happy with it then get a envelope and send back 2$ to the return address

 
Comment by Marc Draco on December 30, 2010 at 6:10pm

What he meant to say was this:

 

Comment by Joseph P on December 30, 2010 at 3:57pm

Uh, say what?

Comment by Marc Draco on December 29, 2010 at 10:48am

Anthropologists are rubbing their hands with glee as evidence of modern man is found in Israel.

 

Imagine their disappointment when they discovered that the guy's yamaka beside him.

Comment by Patricia on December 29, 2010 at 1:17am
A young lady had become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and
when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried.

"I can't have a baby now," she said, "There must be something you
can do!"

The doctor thought about this for a while, and suddenly he came
up with an idea: "There's bound to be someone in this hospital
for an appendix operation when you give birth. We'll just give
her your baby and tell her it wasn't the appendix after all."

The young lady agreed to his plan, but at the time she was giving
birth there were no women in for an appendix operation in the
hospital, in fact the only person who was, was an old priest. The
doctor, desperately realizing the gravity of the situation and
his promise, figured he might as well try anyway.

The priest was overwhelmed. Convinced this was an immaculate
conception he took his little son home. The years passed and his
son grew to become a fine boy. The priest was getting old, and
finally he called his son to his deathbed.

"There is something I have to tell you," said the priest, "I am
not your father." His son looked at him in surprise. The priest
went on; "I am your mother, the bishop is your father."

 

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