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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Marc Draco on December 29, 2010 at 10:48am

Anthropologists are rubbing their hands with glee as evidence of modern man is found in Israel.

 

Imagine their disappointment when they discovered that the guy's yamaka beside him.

Comment by Patricia on December 29, 2010 at 1:17am
A young lady had become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and
when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried.

"I can't have a baby now," she said, "There must be something you
can do!"

The doctor thought about this for a while, and suddenly he came
up with an idea: "There's bound to be someone in this hospital
for an appendix operation when you give birth. We'll just give
her your baby and tell her it wasn't the appendix after all."

The young lady agreed to his plan, but at the time she was giving
birth there were no women in for an appendix operation in the
hospital, in fact the only person who was, was an old priest. The
doctor, desperately realizing the gravity of the situation and
his promise, figured he might as well try anyway.

The priest was overwhelmed. Convinced this was an immaculate
conception he took his little son home. The years passed and his
son grew to become a fine boy. The priest was getting old, and
finally he called his son to his deathbed.

"There is something I have to tell you," said the priest, "I am
not your father." His son looked at him in surprise. The priest
went on; "I am your mother, the bishop is your father."

Comment by Leah Kunz on December 28, 2010 at 6:40pm
this is a cute little online strip thats not terribly hilarious but funny none the less.
http://biblebelt.smackjeeves.com/comics/930081/coffee-stain/
Comment by Rachael T. on December 28, 2010 at 12:32am
Comment by david perry on December 27, 2010 at 7:28pm
Comment by Andrew Hall on December 27, 2010 at 4:55pm

@sk8eycat

 

Thanks! I aim to please. 

Comment by sk8eycat on December 27, 2010 at 4:03pm

@Andrew Hall

I've been re-reading some of my Robert Ingersoll collection, and your "bit" fits my mood perfectly.  Thank you. 

Comment by Andrew Hall on December 27, 2010 at 2:54pm

I wrote a bit about how much the universe cares about you.

 

http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2010/12/alert-universe-doesnt-gi...

Comment by Unknown Atheist on December 27, 2010 at 1:13pm

Just in time for the day after the day after X-mas, here's Present Face by Garfunkel and Oates.


Comment by sk8eycat on December 27, 2010 at 7:04am
Well, the church has been charging money for the use of his "body" for centuries...
 

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