If you replaced your pacifier with the Bible, you might be a Christian.

If you think Fox News is balanced journalism, you might be a Christian.

I you have seen His holy likeness in a potato chip...

If you offer to pray for a friend rather than actually helping em...

If you've thought "Well that makes a lot of sense" while listening to Rush...

If you would rather your children live in guilt and shame because they are human...

If you respect someone with the nacissistic need to be worshiped...

 

 

Ahhh, mine suck. You guys give it a crack!

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LOVE that!!!
If you feel like a bad person when curse after stubbing your toe...
If you feel guilty for masturbating...
If you don't find Pat Robertson creepy and disturbing...
If you don't find the vast majority of TV Evangelists creepy and disturbing ...
If you feel oppressed by separation of Church and State
That is my FAVORITE scene!!!


"I didn't vote for you..."
My favorite line isn't in this piece:

How'd you know he was the King?

Cause he ain't got shit all over 'im.
LMFAO!!! That is a great one!
If you're convinced that the US is a Christian nation and all those atheists pointing to the Constitution and the Treaty of Tripoli are just blowing smoke....
Pointing doesn't make them read it.
If you say grace over your value meal at McDonalds, then avoid the homeless guy in the parking lot...

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