You might be a Christian if...

If you replaced your pacifier with the Bible, you might be a Christian.

If you think Fox News is balanced journalism, you might be a Christian.

I you have seen His holy likeness in a potato chip...

If you offer to pray for a friend rather than actually helping em...

If you've thought "Well that makes a lot of sense" while listening to Rush...

If you would rather your children live in guilt and shame because they are human...

If you respect someone with the nacissistic need to be worshiped...

 

 

Ahhh, mine suck. You guys give it a crack!

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Permalink Reply by Joseph P on October 17, 2010 at 9:56pm
Heh, yeah, #2 and #3 remind me of several new-age whackmobiles who have called into the Atheist Experience going on and on about how they know that the whole of the Christian organized religious structure is built upon nothing but lies ... but they've read the truth of the Bible and know how the universe REALLY works.
Permalink Reply by sk8eycat on October 13, 2010 at 10:09pm
if you think a Crosswalk is a rite of passage...
Permalink Reply by david perry on October 14, 2010 at 10:00pm
You might be a christian if you're the pope.
Permalink Reply by joseph f logston on October 17, 2010 at 9:23pm
if you think you should pray for me
Permalink Reply by Just Human on October 17, 2010 at 10:59pm
If you think that humans and dinosaurs lived side by side like on the Flintstones........
Permalink Reply by sk8eycat on October 18, 2010 at 12:38am
I think there are people who really believe "The Flintstones" was historically accurate. Blast Hanna-Barbera, anyway!
Permalink Reply by Edgar on October 18, 2010 at 8:11pm
If you voted for bush just because you didn't want same sex marriage approved...twice
Permalink Reply by joseph f logston on October 18, 2010 at 8:19pm
if you think that Bush prays for you
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Permalink Reply by feralboy12 on October 18, 2010 at 8:28pm
If you believe that you are in regular communication with the most powerful intellect that could ever exist, and that this helps you remain "humble."
Permalink Reply by Just Human on October 18, 2010 at 9:50pm
If you think hurricane katrina was god's punishment for the sinners in New Orleans even thought innocent infants drowned in the flooding.............
Permalink Reply by Bryce Lang on October 20, 2010 at 10:39pm
Children's version:
If you say "I don't read Harry Potter because it has magic in it and God says magic is bad."

... while playing a video game in which his character was a wizard dog shooting fireballs at the bad guy.

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