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Permalink Reply by IAmTheBlog on January 24, 2010 at 10:39am

God forbid you'd have to use those heathen USB drives!

I would think Christians would prefer cloud storage since Jesus supposedly hangs out up in the heavens.

Maybe I shouldn't give them any ideas...

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 24, 2010 at 10:48am

They have ideas enough, blog, including orbiting a gargantuan cross. I'd post the link here if I had it handy, but trust me: those dips don't seem to be kidding!

Permalink Reply by IAmTheBlog on January 24, 2010 at 11:29am

Hadn't heard about that one. Don't we have enough space junk floating around up there already without putting a gigantic cross into orbit?

Although it'd be interesting to see how they'd react if the cross lost its orbit and came flaming down through the atmosphere. It'd probably burn up before it hit ground, but it's still be interesting to see if the reaction would be "Jesus is coming back to Earth! The end times are here, hallelujah!" or something more sensible like "maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all."

Permalink Reply by IAmTheBlog on January 29, 2010 at 10:22am

Good point, William. It would at least kind of make sense to have a Star Trek drive, since there are warp drives in Star Trek. But anyone with a USB "warp drive" would be laughed at, while I bet in many work places someone with a cross drive would have people asking where they could get one.

Permalink Reply by qnr on February 14, 2010 at 12:58pm

I'm surprised that they didn't have their poster boy impaled on it ... then they could claim that "Jesus saves!"

Permalink Reply by Toni B on February 18, 2010 at 6:14am

OUCH! (Wish I had thought of that one.)

Permalink Reply by IAmTheBlog on February 21, 2010 at 10:19am

Nice one!

Permalink Reply by visual@rchitect on February 25, 2010 at 5:39am

haha.... seriously.... good one.

Permalink Reply by qıƃ ɟ ǝıɔɐɹʇ on February 27, 2010 at 1:27am

That teddy bear should have "Te quiero" on the back of its shirt so it could be read when it has assumed the position.

Permalink Reply by Howard S. Dunn on February 27, 2010 at 1:53am

And I thought it only took renaissance technology to impress them.


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Permalink Reply by Tedster on February 27, 2010 at 3:32am

austrian crystal=fake diamonds made of glass, to show the authenticity of how to entice stupid christian people out of money with a fake tacky item.

Permalink Reply by Howard S. Dunn on February 27, 2010 at 2:41am

Look - it's ten to two.

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