Anyone know how to buy up all those idiots' cars, real estate, etc? You'd think that's be having a fire sale about now.
Actually, some of the end of days churches are STILL accepting donations (the bigger the better your chance of getting into heaven, I guess)...ESPECIALLY Harold Camping's church (they tried this in 1994, I guess it worked well enough for them--plus I guess his followers are total morons).
I'm hoping that God will go ahead and finally take up all his various chosen peoples and let the rest of us get along with it. Otherwise I'm gonna enjoy "His" great creation for one last time and go for a backpacking trip.