The lead booklets recently revealed that were discovered near Galilee will undoubtedly generate several decades of shit storms . The first problem is the booklets are owned by an Arab Muslim and he isn't selling. The second problem is there are going to be social/political/religious pissing contests from every nationalist and religious fringe nut.
"The extraordinary picture of one of the recently discovered hoard of up to 70 lead codices – booklets – found in a cave in the hills overlooking the Sea of Galilee is one reason Bible historians are clamouring to get their hands on the ancient artifacts.
If genuine, this could be the first-ever portrait of Jesus Christ, possibly even created in the lifetime of those who knew him." [bold mine]
Yeah, but you can eat the pizza ….....Mmmmmmh, three cheeses – I can even handle the burnt bacon. But I do like dog butt Jeebus for its ability to really piss off the pious assholes lurking about.
Everybody knows Jesus was a white guy with long flowing hair and a beard. I have been to church and I have seen his picture. He did not have a prominent nose. Paintings done in the Middle Ages tell me so. This guy has a large nose and his hair is clearly on fire - which makes it a prophetic rendering of Richard Pryor.